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Who’s a girl gotta kill to feel comfortable in her own hometown?

#stalkers #no is a complete sentence #please leave me alone #im just a girl #this is my workplace #I don’t want you here #i don’t want you

finnslay

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

kipkiphoorayy

guys it’s ten days away i swear every year it trends earlier and earlier it’ll be 2078 and christmas eve and everyone will be like “yknow what’s soon…”

nina-s0

Bruce, seeing a vaguely black haired blob-person walk towards him: oh hey dickjasontimcassdukedamian

Blob-person: ?

Bruce, tearing up: I can't tell which of my kids you are

Alfred, who hasn't had a full head of hair since 1940: ...

Alfred: I think we may have given you too many painkillers, Master Bruce.

verytiredfrog

they are on vacation~🍃🌼

batsandbirdsandothers

duhmemo

Rebloging so you all have to suffer too

robbierobertson

this sign i just saw in a bookstore ??

silly-signs

Official silly sign

konan-supernova

batfam-belfry

Batman (2025) #2

Damian is that little brother. He is always and forever that little brother that drenches his sibling with a hose because the baby of the family is mad that he has to do chores and wants to take his frustration out on someone, and that someone is Tim Drake learning that he is not, in fact, allowed to drive the Batmobile

yrkhn

Bruce and his kids 🧡

comm for an amazing fic here by matriarchcomputer <3. check it out because it's SO good!

superboyprimed

I like tumblr you guys are nice

robs-your-robins

Yes I know the Bats are all trained in combat but you have to go a long way to convince me that they don't fight like siblings, that's with no training or manoeuvres just plain old sibling moves. Thinking biting, hair pulling, that illegal kicking move and throwing shit at each other and running into a neutral zone with Bruce and Alfred are on earshot. Just them being kids.

hannigramislife

No one can hurt you now Come morning light You and I'll be safe and sound

(art by @merydian_art / IG)

papayafromtv

conversations overhead through the batkid com lines pt. 33 (masterpost here)

Bruce: 7'oclock, two runners.

Damian: on it. you can handle this place?

Bruce: i have it under control, just get the cargo.

Damian: sir yes sir!

Bruce: *sigh* you spend too much time with your brothers.

*ping*

Dick: B, TELL JASON-

*ping*

Jason: BRUCE GET YOUR FUCKING SON OFF HIS DELUSIONAL PERCH-

Dick: -I WAS A GOOD BIG BROTHER AND HE'S A DRAMATIC PIECE OF-

Jason: -FUCKING HIMSELF ON A GARGOYAL DICK SO HARD HE CAN'T REMEMBER HOW SHIT HE WAS AT-

Dick: -LYING SACK OF- WHAT?!

Jason: YOU HEARD ME!

Bruce: ENOUGH. no- not you, sorry i'll keep fighting you in a minute- it's my sons- right, you two.

*silence for three seconds*

Dick: HE-

Jason: NO, HE-

Bruce: oh my god-

Dick: TELL HIM that i was a GREAT big brother when he was Robin. WE GOT ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE- LIKE- TOWARDS THE END AT LEAST-!

Jason: oh, *blows raspberry* don't give me that shit.

Bruce, tired: boys. *sigh* Hood, he wasn't that bad; can you-

Jason, instantly: you know he tried to get me institutionalised once? like, a month before i went to Ethiopia.

Bruce: -just- *pause*

Bruce: fucking what.

Dick: UM.

Damian: woah woah woah, hold on. expand on this.

Bruce: Robin get back to work- what are you talking about Hood?

Jason: he fucking- that weekend you had to go out of the city with Alfred so you called Dick over to watch me until you got back? i told him that his shirt looked gay and he drove me over to a mental health rehab. tried to convince the psychiatrist that i was a danger to others.

Damian: you have killed quite a lot of people,

Jason: shut the fuck up Damian.

Bruce: *incredulous* Nightwing?!

*a beat*

*ping*

Jason: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT DICKFACE, YOU FUCKING DISCONNECT-

Bruce: ok get out of my channel both of you. yeah- sorry, i know, i'm not ignoring our fight i'll be right there-