cheezus crust

hi i regret everything. re-learning how to use this hellsite. instagram? @adumdiaz (header art, not mine) askbox is always open

[siniov]

pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[daenerys-targaryen]

I miss the cinema. I miss expensive popcorn and sneaking in my own candy and finding the perfect spot with my loved ones and watching the trailers for new movies and being quiet for two whole hours with a bunch of strangers as we all get to experience the same thing at the same time :(

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[aidn]

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

[valtsv]

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

[valtsv]

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

[harmony-is-happiness]

[klapollo]

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

[klapollo]

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

[thefeelofavideogame]

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

[tariqk]

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

[captain-acab]

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

[cwote]

You got this, okay? :))

[wilde-boys]

boys in shorts 👌🏼

boys in booty shorts 👌🏼👌🏼

thick boys in booty shorts 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

chubby thick boys in booty shorts 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[onewordtest]

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

[my-lover]

reblog and tag with your age, so your mutuals know

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[dum-warlok]

Every time I see your profile picture my heart goes uwu

thank you!! let's please be friends?

[basketcasemp3]

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

[latenights]

I’ll choose honest over perfect every single time.

[charlesoberonn]

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

[meesterblu]

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes