yes

pussy wet and fertile . Mesopotamia

[jeremiefrimpong]

[catcrumb]

[csny]

i daydream of posting “bye” leaving tumblr forever and driving 12 hours away and throwing my phone in a culvert. too bad this will never happen because my phone is my soulmate and instead i tuck her lovingly into bed every night

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[privilegejunkie]

More people should be doing this

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

dashboard is like a pond sometimes

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

lots of silly gooses

[pissvortex]

my chicken &yup i vaporized him

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

get yourself some mild cheddar from your fridgerator and put it in a bowl and smoke it and ask yourself why you did that

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

A two trick pony has been discovered

[technofeudalism]

a third trick pony has struck the pentagon

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

putting a bunch of items in the incubator to see if you can hatch anything other than eggs 👍

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

catholic priest drag king called Father Issues

[boneswindler]

ppl who think jungkook is princess Diana have a stronger argument than people who think taylor swift is gay

[shrimpodile-art]

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

[noticemk]

btw op. if you even care .

[shrimpodile-art]

i care.

[hbmmaster]

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

[judeiscariot]

perhaps top 10 most influential tweets of all time for me

[coughloop]

Google Earth would like to share you location with LARGE ASTEROID. Would you like to have your precise location broadcasted to LARGE ASTEROID?