clown college dropout

the first and only male femcel. 20 he/xe.

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

they should invent an evil grocery store called traitor joes where some of the food is poisoned but they don’t tell you which

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

everyone talks about uhauling but no one tells you about how terrifying it is to suddenly be driving a vehicle three times the size you’re used to. and they just let you take it. i could mow down a toddler and be none the wiser. this thing has blind spots the size of whole streets. this isn’t romantic this is the next final destination film

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

i always forget how wild some of my old posts are until someone likes one of them like a year later. this place really used to be my diary

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

“her face card was lethal” “like yugioh?”

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[fuckedelf]

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

diversity training when you’re a marginalized person should just be called major bummer day

[hhey-playg1rl]

New York is out, LA is out, this summer will be all about decadence in Omaha, Nebraska

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

[dumbbutchboyfriend]

disassociation feels like i’m in the cuck chair but for my own life.

[loveridden1999]

[our-queer-experience]

i’m sure you guys have heard about kansas invalidating trans ids- just so you know it’s not all hopeless

[our-queer-experience]

hi did you know that trans christians spend their entire lives in faiths that try and convince them that on a cosmical level they should hate themselves and for them this would be emotionally fufilling? hi did you know that kansas is over 70% christian? hi did you know that just because you think atheism is the correct and the only thing that deserves respect that doesn’t mean that this isn’t incredibly impactful and meaningful for many people?

[donniehaspronouns]

reblogging this again to bring up that when my grandma said she didn’t understand trans people, and why would they betray the body God gave them, it would have been 0 help to explain to her all the biological and cultural and societal components to the existence of the concept of gender and trans people. You know what did make her pause and reconsider her stance? “Did you ever think that maybe God made trans people on purpose?” And we got to have a conversation about all the interesting things God has made so why wouldn’t God make trans people? And she came out of the conversation with more grace and understanding.

[charl0ttan]

[achillesinhighheels]