Be Kind.

Kelsey. I like math and music and being nice.

[thebootydiaries]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[self-healing]

i think the funniest and realist thing i’ve realized lately is how troubling idealization can be. every person is just… a person. the very people you want to impress or be apart of are just people. even if they seem wildly intimidating because of the way they look or because of their reputation, every one is just a person. human. as embarrassing, as remorseful and they are going through stages of growth just like you are. we only see what we want to see and then drown ourselves further in our own depression and we don’t have to.

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[toastbutteregg]

wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

[pleatedjeans]

[deaddolin]

me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

[cos-mix]

You’ve heard of

Netflix And Chill

Now get ready for

Sleep Deprivation And Fanfiction ™

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

[creepsandcrawlers]

if u eat it the fey own u tho

[cheaphalloweencostume]

that’s the fey’s problem

[laflenkenway]

If you are saying that, you’ve clearly got more bravado than sense.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyone’s problem

[donteatglitter]

“That’s the fey’s problem” is on the same level of response as “bold of you to assume I have blood” and I love it thank you

[bloomflowersbloom]

I really love feeling the sun

[fieryredsam]

the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES

[stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat]

if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating

[sweetblossoms]

There sure would be a lot of chemistry

[jaboodet]

Sodium

[positivepatton]

Your👏body👏type👏does👏not👏determine👏your👏worth👏or👏how👏much👏respect👏you👏deserve👏 

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[67888875322467]

i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

[mariogallego]

You can do anything. Figure it out.

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao