This bitch has something to say

And you can't stop them. My art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/wierdartistmarcell?source=share

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So 2 out of the 5 babs are so small and are veing trampled by their siblings. So I decided to take Arcade and Valentine aside and rear them myself. Gotta feed every 2 hours, check the temp and humidity of their box constantly, but hey, they only woke me up once last night. XP

At least this is forcing me to get a proper sleep cycle.

Also, at least one of the 5 babs is Lutino. Like, Danse 100% got red eyes. BUT I also think Arcade might be too?? His eyes aren't open yet, but under the eye skin... I swear I can see a red dot.

Not that easy to see, but Danse has red eyes.

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I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION ON HERE!

Aziraphale and Crowley are having MORE babies!

This time, the egg names are Fallout themed.

Sadly, we have had two losses. Swan and Kleo did not make it, but 4 out of the 5 eggs have hatched, and the last boi is moovin' and groovin' in their egg.

The hatching order:

Jonny Gitar

Danse

Jet

Arcade

(Soon)Valentine

Baby ball of flesh.

You can already see that Jonny Gitar is going to be a colourful one.

It's a lot easier to see who is gonna have colour as opposed to who won't, based on the dark marks on their wings, as that is their feathers forming under their skin.

I know that Crow and Zira prolly won't be able to feed all the babies, as they were not able to with the last clutch of 4, so I got the needle and formula at the ready, and after last year, I am a lot more confident in feeding them.

Here's a butt shot of Nandor as a treat.

See, the babies I hand-rear are totally normal and well-adjusted.

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I promise... I was only supposed to buy the lime sour mix.

But now....

Guess who gonna be the baddest bitch at any future family functions!😎👉👉

Need to get a matching flight suit for Nandor. XD

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I was compiling a list of my favourite lady characters from shows I loved as a kid.

Turns out I was just aggressively sapphic.

Yeah, no wonder my parents weren't surprised when I came out as queer.

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Guillermo's fins are just 😩👌

His bright blue and red hues against the green plants of the tank are so pretty imo. Not to mention the shape of it. Crowntail bettas are so beautiful photograph subjects.

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Behold him! Nandor has grown so much, and is such a good lad. He now goes with me everywhere whilst sitt8ng on my shoulder or hand. He still sleeps in my bed every night, and showers in the sink in the morning. His older sibling, Gabriel, is yet to be sold, and they do spent a lot of time together which is good. Hopefully, Gabriel will find a good new home soon, though.

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HONESTLY, IT IS NEEDED TO BE SAID! Nadja of Antipaxos is like the perfect female character.

This show is so insanely good with representation. Especially female rep. You know why?

SHE IS ALLOWED TO BE JUST AS CRASS, STUPID AND SEXUAL AS THE MALE CHARACTERS

Let👏 the👏 girls👏 be👏 dumb👏 too👏

We don't need borderline perfect girls or girls that are always smart and super capable whilst the boys are dumb. Let the braincell rotate!

Give us more girls that are written like the boys. Let the ladies be horny idiots too! Or even better, don't sepperate writing boys and writing girls. Just write PEOPLE.

Let them have potty mouths!

Let them have personalities!

Let them be weird!

And most importantly...

Let

Them

Be

Wrong

At

Times

Like yeah, it is good to have some perfect lady characters now and then to show girls that they are capable. Because of course, women are capable. but having more characters like Nadja is what's actually helping with equality in tv representation. Especially in media for adults and teens. Well, kids media, too. Just y'now, obviously not the horny part.

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How I would describe the main characters of What We Do in the Shadows:

(I am still at season 1, btw)

Nadja -My open relationship wife(must be said in a Borat voice)

Nandor -My son, who is somehow older than all of us, but still my child.

Lazlo -My best friend that I legally adopted once for some hairbrain scheme we cooked up while high, which went wrong.

Colin Robinson -My brother, twice removed.(will not be elaborated)

Guillermo -The babysitter I hired for Nandor, who subsequently became my son-in-law

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After i finished the whole show, (a while ago by now)I'd say that my opinions have not changed.

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Growing up as a queer teen in the 2010s and having to turn to a 240p dutch soap opera on YouTube, cut into 3min segments to find one(1) singular gay love story with a happy ending.

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Some more images of my cuddly boi, Nandor, and some updates on Gabriel and Michael.

Nandor just slept hus first night in my bed, and he is obsessed with being close to me and getting all of the cuddles.

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Photos of Nandor💕

(And one of him with older clutch-sibling Gabriel)

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Had to buy new fangs, as I'm too awkward to remind my brother that i asked him to mail my other ones after i forgot them at his place almost 3 weeks ago.

Yikes on anxiety being so bad I'd rather spend £30 on new premium fangs, rather than ask my bleedin' big brother a favour...

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Baby budgie name reveals.

I already named them, even though they have yet to hatch.

I did just candle one of them for the first time today, and parental bond has fuckin' activated.

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Crowley is being such a good first-time momma. Can't wait for the l'il chicks. After the second egg(and two oopsies they had), I've not been able to see if they laid more, but there's at least two eggs under her. So that's a Muriel and a Nandor at least.

Aziraphale is also being such a responsible baby daddy, keeping watch all day, staying close to the nesting box.

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Hmm... I don't like this song. *Unsinks your Titanic*

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So my brain is doing that thing, where you adopt the mannerisms of a fictional character again.

My brain literally speaks in the voice of Laszlo Cravensworth. With all of his vocalisations.

It is entertaining, but man, before you know it, I'll be shaping a vulva garden in my backyard.

Don't think it's a disorder, I'm just obsessive.