Danny Phantom: Okay! Accepting ideas to get me out of being the ghost king! What we got people?
Kim Possible: You could use the time you've spent dodging the Observants proactively and accept the responsibility of the choices you've made in life.
Danny Phantom: Okay! Anybody BUT Kim have any ideas to get me out of being the ghost king?
Ben 10: You could use disappearing ink to sign documents!
Danny Phantom: Tried that, Clockwork keeps swapping them out.
Jake Long: You could try inappropriate clothing.
Danny Phantom: Tried it, They used it as an excuse to get my measurements for the coronation getup. Also, like 12 people tried flirting with me, it was weird.
Juniper Lee: Pick a fight!
Danny Phantom: That's how I got into this problem in the first place!
Randy Cunningham: Oh! Play that new pop song on repeat! Make it mandatory!
Danny Phantom: Surprisingly that didn't work. Apparently sound waves work differently for ghosts, so I was the only one who suffered. They've put it on the After Party Playlist.
Rex Salazar: Go wild! Get out on the town! Dance with some cuties! Get plastered! Be so embarrassing that they won't want you to be king!
Danny Phantom: Besides that sounding AWFUL, I'm apparently the Ghost Zone's favorite Soap Opera and they would all definitely use it as blackmail to harass me YEARS down the line! Also I know you're just trying to get me in the club, Rex! You ain't slick! Its not gunna happen!
Rex Salazar: *shrugs nonchalantly, looking smug* We'll see.
Zak Saturday: Murder someone.
Danny Phantom: Zak I'm trying to get out of it! Not add more work to my plate!
Jenny Wakeman: You could try asking nicely?
Danny Phantom: ... lets back up and revisit Zak's plan.
