doing my best

honest.

[dumbledorkandswagrid]

I want to be the world's first space blogger.

[meg-11111]

dead poets society (1989)

[thebestoftumbling]

a look inside my college textbook (x)

[pr1nceshawn]

Pretty simple solutions.

[datsenseofhumor-deactivated2016]

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

[1515username]

gtg

[malfoykink-deactivated20170615]

I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[etherealdany]

HOW IS THIS ONLY 6 SECONDS

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak 

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[prinsessaislensku-deactivated20]

yo: por qué están destruyendo el mundo? :( los extraterrestres: por que hay personas que creen que el inglés es el solo idioma que hay que hablar yo: ok está justo, yo entiendo

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[scottish-polyglot-deactivated20]

io: perché distruggete la terra?! gli alieni: perché ci sono persone che pensano che l'inglese è l'unica lingua per parlare io: ahh capisco

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[redlobstercult-deactivated20140]

[satan-herself]

Me

[oncloudatlas]

Nowhere boy // John Lennon

[iraffiruse]

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[chadwickb-deactivated20160522]

filch had the best role hands down

[bevsi]

i’ve been watching how to get away with murder and did some character designs!

[chicagoflight]

I’m showing this to our execs on Monday, if you’re cool with this???

[bevsi]

oh my godd yes

[lotad]

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

[tiptons-blog]

[dumbledorkandswagrid]

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/donald-j-trump-in-columbus-oh-tickets-19610046176 Anyone want to book two free tickets to an event they're not going to go to? Let's see how many we can take!

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*signs one change.org petition*

first email in my gmail account the next day: THEY’RE SHOOTING BABIES OUT OF A LIVE CANNON AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE AT YOUR COMPUTER LIKE A COMPLETE DUMB SHIT 

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing