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[goldenfempire]

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[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

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[zachsilberberg]

enemies

[supersoftly]

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

[titaniumlegman]

What?

[supersoftly]

[savannahfaerie]

here’s another

[tumblunni]

The most confusing group chat

[theroguetoast]

Cat and skeleton are the people in the gc watching a couple friends argue

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goldenfempire]

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[goldenfempire]

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[theleanbean]

I’m using my panopticon model to make dead memes

[acelacealex]

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[stacey-thomas-deactivated201910]

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

[erebusodora-deactivated20190104]

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

[link-kokiri-hyrule-87]

This is Very powerfull

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

KING HAS LEGS

[parakeet]

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

[meowmagica-moved-deactivated201]

when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.

[inhumane-screaming--noises-deac]

Mmm :)

[emptykinkbottle]

If someone looks uncomfortable when you hug them, please stop hugging them.

If someone shuffles away when you stand beside them, don’t move closer to them again.

If someone shrugs your hand off their shoulder, don’t fucking put your hand back on.

Don’t be an asshole. If someone says they don’t like to be touched, I don’t care how much it “offends” you. Stop touching them.

Stop.

[audreynical2]

Even if they’re family. Especially if they’re kids.

[vilevilescorpio]

[velvetdestroya]

Truly beautiful photos for the cover, and story, featured in the January 15, 2010 of NME Magazine.

[photo credit; pamela littky]

[arandomthot]

Think a lot of us have been here for a while now