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Headcannon how do Akotsk guys react when you ask them to hit you during sex?
mature, nsfw, modern A/U. Black female reader and Kiera of Tyrosh.
characters. Dunk, Valarr, Steffon, Maekar, Baelor
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Modern Dunk
He's just rolled off you. You pat his hand, which forced him to stare.
"Babe, hit me" You bring his hand up to your face.
"Like how? You...do you want me to squeeze your bum or...."
"No, hit me Dunk, across the face" before you can turn to face him fully, he wraps those long arms under your armpits.
"Are you crazy my love!" The tall chef snuggles against you. "Look at the size of my hands!"
"Baaaaabe!" You whine.
"No! Absolutely not!" Dunk cradles you close, and his breath tickles your ear as you reluctantly fall asleep.
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Valarr and Kiera
The Prince pulls out, about to go to the bathroom.
"Val, slap me" Kiera reaches for his hands.
"You've never asked for that before" He grabs a tissue to wipe his clammy dick.
Kiera ties her bright pink hair back. "Come on Val, while we're still in the mood?"
A hearty slap crashes against her moist black cheek. Kiera smiles. Nodding from the buzz. "Again please!"-
"No" Valarr decides. "K we'll have to get you more sex toys" He rubs his finger tips together, staring at his own hand with distain.
"Why?" Kiera's eyes follow him.
"Because my dear, my hands can gratify you in other ways okay" Valarr stands in the doorframe. "No more slaps, at least not for a while"
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Ser Steffon Fossoway
He grunts against your ear as he rides you. His sweaty palms clasped around your hips to steady you.
When he finally pauses, you turn over onto your back.
"Sef, hit me" You purr up at him.
The knight doesn't have to be told twice. He slaps you on your thighs. Playfully on your stomach before sharply slapping you in the face.
"Harder!" You moan.
Steffon slaps you harder, with a backhand, sharp enough to leave marks on your dark skin. You curl up his hand and ball it into a fist.
The red head stares at you in shock. Releasing his hand he kissed you on the shoulder roughly.
"No punches Y/N. Do Ya think I some kind of woman basher or something?" The knight turns you back on your stomach, and fingers you.
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Baelor [ Twisted Baelor Targaryen] TW Violence
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Leg criss-crossed against each other,
You're fondling him, when you ask.
"My lord, punch me. Just once"
The king immediately runs his nose down your cheek. "You'd have to have your own floor. Staff cannot visit you. And you can forget about barging into council meetings"
"A few days resting won't kill me" You stop stroking him.
"Indeed" The King straddles you, biting his lip, he punches you, keeping your face in place, as you sharply gasp.
Baelor shoves his hand in your bra pinching your right nipple. "Y/N did that get you hard?"
You can't answer. Baelor quickly covers your mouth.
"Confinement will be good for you. Your have ideas. Way above your station my love" He taps his index finger on your neck.
You instantly find yourself panicking. You shift away from his fingers.
"Babe, I'm done. Get off now" You said.
Baelor only smirks at you. The man Bopping you on the nose with teenage innocence. "No. Many an escort would have told you. Violence is great solace for me. But I'll control myself. "You'll be able to walk" Baelor licks your neck. "Unlike the others"
"OTHERS!" You squirm, but an elephant may as well have been sitting on top of you. "Baelor get off me! This isn't fucking FUNNY!"
"Keep your face still" He orders.
"Baelor! B…..PLEASE!!!!" You scream.
"Good girl" Baelor curls up his fist. Bracing himself, he punches you again. And again.
Mysaria being told by Sylvi that in "their" eyes she will always be a whore and then later realising that the only way she can get to Rhaenyra is through her sexuality- you can literally see the moment she resigns herself to it, the moment she realises Sylvi was right and that she will never be able to distant herself from her past, because others will remember it for her.
Olivia Cook should be allowed to shoot Ryan and Sarah point blank after she gets her checks from this show. I felt like okay whatever they've been building to this when Aemond kissed Alicent. Theres interesting themes and psychology here for sure. And idk if its because they did this mother/son bit already with Daemon, but its so so so tired. Its too on the nose for me which is really my gripe with a lot of the shows writing. Shit can't be subtle. I also dont like this vibe that Alys is...idk....raping aemond??? Like yeah girlboss and manipulate him to his doom so you get your castle but this felt too twisted for me sorry if im #sensitive
Mysaria getting reminded that "a whore will always remain a whore" and then falling back onto her relationship with Rhaenyra but in a way that's a total contrast with their first kiss—strategic and stilted rather than spontaneous and driven by mutual longing and loneliness—was delicious.
No I don't give a fuck that Rhaenyra cheated on her shithead groomer with the ex he mistreated, good for them. Yes I do give a fuck that Sylvi was absolutely right, and Mysaria knew it. In noble halls, once a whore, always a whore! She's hot but you'll never be free, Mysaria! RUN
Idk why Aemond and Rhaenyra don’t get along, they both love being unsubtly sexually manipulated by bastard women twice their age
unfortunately too on the nose but i did enjoy the "within the walls of the highborn, a whore will always ever remain a whore" sylvi line immediately followed by a scene where the only way that mysaria can soothe rhaenyra and safeguard her confidante role is by lying to her about how fit and destined she is to rule and then eating her out
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Modern A/U
Baelor x Black female reader
"Why is Miss Goodman still part of our council?" You ask as you walk with your husband arm in arm down the corridor.
"My council? She's Lyonel's ex wife, and has served for years" Baelor leads you to a spare office, as you start prodding at the Yankee candles.
"Yes but isn't she being investigated for fraud?" You announce to him.
"Enough" Baelor waves your accusation away. Y/N I have a busy schedule and I don't n….."
"How is our council supposed to be taken seriously, when Miss Robin Goodman has been visited by police multiple times!" You raise your voice. "With associates like her......."
"I said ENOUGH!" Baelor gets out of his seat. "This Goodman business, isn't great, but I've got a plethora of issues Y/N! Council meetings in every county parliamentary meetings. A visit to re-open the new hospice that my father died in. I need to prepare for the royal tour in the middle east and the protective knights are acting up. I'm thinking about matching Matarys for marriage because Valarr all of a fucking sudden has decided to be difficult!" Your husband rants. "I'm repulsed by your voice right now! For once, can you be silent and agreeable?"
"Yes, My Lord" You bow, leaving the room.
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The good aspect was, that because your husband was the king, his schedule was so busy that he hardly had time for you anyway. Which you had resented, up until now. You were working with Lucienne in the dreaming. Baelor was travelling from county to country. You could wait his anger out. He'd send multiple apologies with flower and dragon gifs. Long paragraphs saying that he was out of order and he hoped that he would see you soon. You just texted him back "message read"
The bad thing about your husband being the King was that he knew where you were at all times. Step by step. As staff would report to him, where you were every hour, why you were at said place and where you planned to go next. You'd been deliberately coming home late. From Seven PM onwards. The second night after the outburst, you're greeted by him at the door instead of staff.
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"Y/N! You look lovely!" He tries not to frown at the purple stains on your trousers. "Care for dinner? Manny has made your favourite thin crust!"
"I'm not hungry" You walk past him to the Burkwell room, that was now your unofficial room. He follows you as you take your jacket off and tidy up your things.
"You've set up home here somewhat" Baelor prods at the silver in his hair. "Y/N, I'm sorry. I had alot of issues crashing in my head and I was awfully stressed"
"I gathered" You sit down.
"I never should have taken it out on you" Baelor stares as you nod. "What?"
"Nothing" You spin in the chair. "I'm just being silent and agreeable. Like you want me to be"
"Y/N this is ridiculous. I have the royal tour coming up. Come with me and the boys. It will be a nice family trip?" He asks.
"In repressive Dubai?" You scoff.
"Fine, I can cancel the middle east and we'll go somewhere else" He proposes.
"No" You hold your hands up. "I'm going to stay with Lucienne in the dreaming for a while" You decide then and there.
Baelor bristles with unease. "I don't think that's a sagacious idea"
"A wife does, when her husband is repulsed by her voice" You dig at him.
Baelor suddenly turns a shade paler. "Y/N Stay. I can make this up to you. I promise"
"I think distance, and your whole royal tour away will be good for us" You reason. "You're apologetic, I'm bitter and resentful. It's awkward between us. Distance will ameliorate us I'm sure"
Your husband takes an aimless step towards you. "Can I have hug goodnight at least?"
"I'll show you out" You walk to the door. Gently holding it open for the king.
nsfw/ Trigger warning violence, sexual violence and assault
Maekar x Black female reader
Modern AU/ Spy secret agent A/U
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"You've got the long drive with the Dog clan gang at Six?" Annalise snaps her fingers. "I wouldn't be at my desk if I were you"
"Can't" You tell her. "Hightower, never signed me off"
Your team leader, Annalise Keating takes your paperwork away. "A few little grey lies never hurt anyone"
You realize that she's right. You're an experienced spy with weapons training and all your evaluations have been fantastic. So you called the Dog Clan leader called Kareg, and ask him if they need any more help taking the Mirren crew down.
"The more the merrier love!" He answers.
So you rush over to your direct boss, Maekar Targaryen to keep him in the loop. As usual, he's on the phone. You patiently wait until he's finished.
"What Y/N?" He huffs.
"I've got the Dog Clan gig. I'm keeping Annalise updated"
"Who an earth signed you off? You've only been undercover Twice?" He taps the table.
"Hightower" You lie. "He's got faith in me"
"K" Maekar shrugs. Taking his jacket off. "We still on for Friday?"
"If you're not two hours bloody late like last time" You scold him. "See ya!"
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The Mirren operation didn't go as well as you'd hoped. Their deputy "Brian the beast" outed Fjall. Violence happened before negotiations could be made. Most of the gang was able to escape, and Dog clan's Catrin was admitted to hospital with a dislocated arm.
"You're SUPPOSED to be the fucking expert!" Kareg rants. "You should have known that Brian knew!"
"I'm sorry!" You plead.
"Fuck off! Sorry don't do shit for us!" Kareg spit in your direction. His clan walk away, and you're the only one there for the de-brief.
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"How an earth did you get made?" Agent Joseph asks, shaking her head at you.
"I…..I don't know!" You stammer. "Ladies, can we please keep this screw up from Maekar? At least until Monday?"
"What?" Agent Joseph types on her laptop. "You have next to no freaking experience! Who in the blue hell signed you off??"
You puff your cheeks, before blowing a raspberry at Annalise.
"Y/N, you're in deeper shit than you think" Annalise leans back on her chair.
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To be honest, it's a relief when you get to the hotel. Annalise and Agent Joseph were so appalled by your fuck up, that it appeared that they wouldn't tell Maekar for now. You wear a trendy trouser suit that your boss has gotten you. Looking forward to bitter champagne and Maekars Libido. Maybe some good sex would distract you. You knock on the usual door. He lets you in.
"Hey, what champ......" Those were the last words he said before Maekar backhands you in the face.
You buckle from the blow, but you also buckle from shock, as it's the first time he's hit you this hard. The only other time you've asked him for a slap during sex. He was so reluctant to do it, but softly slapped you anyway. A full force back hand caught you completely by surprise. He throws you on the bed, immediately turning you over.
"Mae, what the fu….." You gargle out.
"Shut up!" Your trousers are nearly ripped to your knees.
You attempt to turn on your back only for him to punch you back onto your stomach. He slips a condom on, before stretching your hole. Gruffly entering you with no oils, no lube. Not even a lick of spit.
"GET OFF!!! FUUUUUUCK!!!" You cry in agony.
"Never….ever!" He grunts With rapid thrusts. "Never Go, behind my back again, ever!" He pulls out, spitting on you. He roughly turns you around.
"Do you know how much bullshit you've drug me through? Not to mention you tried to get Annalise to hide that shit from me!" He grabs your chin roughly.
"How the….you know already?" Your face starts to swell.
"I'm your boss! You dumb bitch! Of course I know everything! Hightower NEVER signed you off!" He pushes you, chin first back on the bed. "Take all your clothes off. You have no fucking case, but take them off anyway!" He orders.
Reluctantly you take off the trouser suit. Even though Maekar never came, he wants your T-shirt and underwear. He collects your clothes, and leaves the room for a few seconds. Then he comes back empty handed.
Now naked, you cover yourself with the bed quilt. You're in pain all over, but you can't move just yet.
"Obviously, you're demoted. Hightower is your new boss for now" He pinches the bridge of his nose. "You stupid girl! We had a good thing going you and I" Maekar inspects his blonde hair in the mirror. "You had to ruin it didn't you? By being a deceitful little cunt!" He charges towards you again.
You dive onto the bed and pull the covers over you for minimal protection. Luckily for you, he thinks twice before attacking you again.
You hear him spit at you again, before he leaves the hotel room for good.
Modern AU
Black female reader x Maekar / Black female reader and Baelor [Enemies]
After a bad first date with Maekar, Baelor tries to convince you to have a second date......
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"It's not in a museum. It's in my brother's palace" Maekar tells you.
"Well don't you think that the Cramby Jewellery should be returned to the people of Creyden? The town that's Eighty percent working class?" You put your napkin over you lap.
"No. That dress. Risqué choice" He nods at you.
You stare at him incredulously. It's a pleasant maroon that you thought complimented your black skin perfectly. "How? It's below the knee and I'm not revealing any boob"
The question remains unanswered as the Prince tucks into an imported chicken steak and potatoes.
"So" You pick at your pasta. "You're a Prince that works at your brainchild, Targ construction, do you relish your job?"
Maekar chuckles as he squeezes ketchup on his place. "Relish? My dear does anyone like their fucking job?"
"Yes. Yes Maekar they do!" You rub your palms on both sides of your cheeks. You'd really fucked up. You told your social circle that you were going on a date with a prince, but if you'd known how badly this was going to turn out, you would have taken this to the grave. You both argue over the bill. You're determined to pay. Maekar grabs the card reader and pays himself. You dejectedly get up.
"Thank you, for…..this evening My Lord. It was pleasant enough" You collect your bag.
"Hmmgh!" He grunts as he finishes off his plate.
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"Clown. That was the worst date I've EVER been on!" You relaxed on her bed eating popcorn. "Prince Maekar didn't like the dress. He was completely happy with Targ colonialism. Just a general stick in the mud with no passion for anything!"
"If anyone asks, we'll lie and say it was awesome and he flew you to Paris!" Clown hugs you.
"Agreed!" You cautiously take a small sip of her wine.
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A few days later you're typing at an open desk when your boss Emma cups your shoulder. "Y/N. Everyone is clearing out. Royalty is here to see you" She panics.
"What?" You look up at her.
Sure enough, King Baelor is shaking hands and complimenting bracelets and tattoos. He still looks regal for a guy that dressed in casual clothing with the Targ logo on them. "Thank you Emma. You've been a star this morning!" He gleefully hugs her, kissing her on the cheek.
"Oh! I'll leave you to it then!" She chuckles.
As soon as you and Baelor are left alone, a shift in the room changes. He eyes you weary suspicion. Marching over and shutting the door.
"Good…Morning my lord?" You sway nervously in your seat.
Baelor sits on a table. "Y/N. Why do you insist, in taking up my precious time?" He scolds you.
"I'm sorry? You stare at him.
He leans back with a yawn. "You courted my brother on Wednesday the Twenty Fourth. It's now the thirtieth" He brings his leg up underneath his knee. "He expected a call"
"Not from me!" You scoff. "The date was awful"
"Maekar doesn't seem to think so" Baelor gets out his phone. "Fortunately, my brother is useless with technology. He doesn't seem to realize that you 've blocked him on all your social platforms. But his children know. As do I" Baelor starts typing on his phone. "Looking at my brother's schedule, he can fit you in for Tuesday"
"My lord going out again would be pointless!" You reason.
"It's just one more date. And he prefers that you dress in green instead. You'll be getting the dress and matching under garments shortly" Baelor tells you.
"No I refuse!" You challenge him. "This is insane!"
"Y/N, my brother tires of women quickly. Just smile and nod your way though it" Baelor advises you.
"Absolutely not!" You push yourself away from your desk. "Find some Instagram escort!"
The king calmly rubs his forehead. "Name your price then"
"I don't have a fucking price!" You yell.
"I've heard. About your little sisters enrollment at MIT" Baelor raised his eyebrows. "She's currently in her second year. And requested a Twenty Six thousand dollar grant to advance her research and claim another year" The King taps his phone harshly against his legs. "It would be a shame if that grant was to suddenly be denied"
"Sir, you're disgusting!" You mouth hangs open, appalled.
"I take it, that's a yes for the second date" Baelor victoriously nods. "Your clothes and shoes will arrive through post. An uber will pick you up. He likes dates Fifteen minutes early. Understood?" He gets up.
You silently go back to working on your laptop, until he shuffles it back and slams it shut. "Understood?" He repeats with a glare.
"It was a terrible date" You reply bluntly. "We argued the entire time!"
"Maekar likes that" Baelor shrugs. "We can't control our kinks. And before you ask. Sex is not required. Not at this time anyway"
"Stay away from my family!" You warn.
"Y/N, I intend to. You just have to stick to the plan and coddle my brother to his hearts content. It's really that simple" Baelor talks to you like one would a child.
"Everyone thinks that the sun shines out of you. But…..you're an evil human being" You lecture.
"Y/N, I'm not a wrathful evil King. I'm not Maegor. I'm just an older brother" Baelor corrects you. He places a cold hand on your shoulder. "Who knows, if Maekar discards you, maybe I'll see you again, under more exultant circumstances!" He winks. "Have a great afternoon" He quickly leaves.
Emma and your colleagues come racing back in. Your forced to "smile and nod" as everyone freaks out over how wonderful and amazing the King is.
Prince Maekar Targaryen
Modern A/U
Violence.
Black female reader x Maekar
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You're aching.
So badly that it hurts to steady yourself on your horse. You and you Dog Clan Team mate Kareg, were in Tretogor. Of course, Kareg wanted to try out the local gentleman clubs "You know they've got men for ya too ya know!" He elbowed your shoulder. But of course you weren't interested. It would kill your middle class parents if that ever got back to them and you'd had a crush on Kareg for years.
"Go on!" He grinned going in. You planned to put to your horse Latario in a stable and grab a coffee. But a group of rowdy chavs saw you leaving the club. Assuming you had money, they grabbed you off the horse and pummelled you. Tearing at your clothes. It's a busy street, but you only get assistance when a Penknife comes out.
"Fuck off! The lot of you!" Sharako scares them off sword in hand.
Her wives are able to give you some of the money back. [You're sure one of them took a couple of pounds but you can't prove it] They hoist you back on the horse and you and Lotario speed back to Summerhall. You arrive at the stables. "Kenny! Misia!" You yell. You get to the stable, getting off your Lotario, who pauses, then wonders around. You crawl against a stable shelf, and get out your phone.
"Yennefer, when you….uhh….call me" You shuffle yourself into the smelly stable. If you can calm down and relax, maybe you can pull yourself up and find a stableman to take you to the summerhall apartments. Which your clan has dubbed "The Dog clan lofts" You close your eyes trying to get comfortable until you hear a stern clipped voice.
"Lazyarse! Haven't you got a post to go to?"
You frown. He may sound like an arsehole, but what's surprising to you, is how bright he is. Platinum blonde hair at shoulder length. With a neat clipped goatee. Skin as pale as the Cauliflower and rice that Kareg had for breakfast this morning. What made you lean up and pay attention to him was his eyes. One was bloodshot, but they were both an electric blue, that put you on edge. You protectively put an arm around your stomach.
"You a Targ?" You tut.
"Garyen, yes" He said bluntly.
"Royals don't come here" You lean back on the hay.
"Did you get drunk? Get up!" He reaches for your arm.
"Do I smell drunk arsehole!" You reply. "I'm Targ security. My pass is god know where, because I got roughed up in Tretogor. I'm waiting for a mage or pretty much anyone to sort me out"
The blonde stranger looks after his horse. Before guiding your horse back to his stable. He gives them both food and water, before washing his hands with a wet wipe.
"I would say I'm anyone, wouldn't you?" The stranger looks you up and down.
"I don't know you" You note. "I'll wait here for Yen"
"Stupid girl!" He growls before marching off.
You Close your eyes again, unsuccessfully trying to take a nap. When you decide to text Raymun instead. You get out your phone again only for the stranger to come by, dropping a large coat on your lap.
"What the….." You frown at it's heft, it's a huge fur coat. At Five foot Eight, it even swarms you. You pull it up to your chin, with a look of disbelief as the stranger comes back, with Martina. A female member of staff.
"Hi Y/N, you probably don't remember me. I'm Martina"
"I do" You nod. "You assigned me all my entrance cards"
Martina tightly smiles.
"My lord tells me that you're injured. Can we help you inside?" Martina asks.
"Where's Yen?" You look around.
"Obviously fucking unavailable!" The male stranger kicks a pebble.
"Y/N, it's starting to rain. Let's get you up and assessed" Martina reaches her hand out to you.
As you feel the raindrops, you let both of them help you up. The blonde stranger drapes the coat over your shoulders as they steer you in the direction of the palace.
"Guys, I live in the Dog Clan apartments" You point.
"No shit, but you'll get better care in the palace" The stranger steadies you.
You turn to him. "Look Sir. I don't know who's great great great Uncle you are, but I can't enter the palace without management permission"
"Now look Missy-" The stranger opens his mouth.
"Y/N I'm head of house" Martina said quickly. "I have authority, is that okay?"
You look at her face getting splattered with rain and you nod. "Yeah…..yes that's okay"
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