i'm just dänsin

/ ESFJ-T / She,Her / 100% trash /

[meganraehill]

[pinkakuma]

[betty-amorous]

"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[jamesroach]

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

traffic again?

[assiraphales]

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

[assiraphales]

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

[assiraphales]

the fact that men used to be able to dress like that and no one said a thing but chris pine stepped outside in this and there’s dozens of articles about him & his reaction to the criticism?

stand UP kings. bring back the thighs and the tummies!!!!!!

[ianthe]

[death-by-lulz]

[laranoa]

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

[ianthe]

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

[madphantom]

I met a girl in camp once who was wearing very fancy blue socks with red octopuses on them that matched her curly red hair, so I complimented her outfit and she was like "hold the fuck on" and proceeded to roll up her pant leg and show me that she had a massive matching octopus TATTOO on her leg and then I asked her what she did for a living and she said she's a marine biologist and I was sitting there like. Of fucking course you are

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[dduane]

IT’S BREAD DAY!

…Yay!

[dduane]

IT’S BREAD DAY AGAIN! (cc: @petermorwood )

[heylsgowt]

[ladyshinga]

Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky

[catcrumb]

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[skovenshemmeligheder]

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

[marisatomay]

One nostril clogs another one opens or however the saying goes

[unholyblissafterdark]

[shutinthenutouse]