I'm here, queer, and in need of a beer

A pansexual with too much time on their hands || she/they || 25 y/o

[dumbturtle]

You just know that Mrs. Crabtree is gonna hate cleaning up the rooms Benophie have sex in😭

Exhibit A: Benedict throwing a bunch of shit on the floor to eat out Sophie on his bedside table

Exhibit B: Sophie pushing Benedict up against the tub and spilling a bunch of water on the hardwood floors

And that was before they had a whole house to themselves🫠

[dumbturtle]

Anyone else just pacing in circles and losing their mind waiting for Part 2 to drop? Just me?

[dumbturtle]

Hopes for Bridgerton S4 P2 that have nothing to do with Benophie

Portia BEGGING Mrs. Varley to come back. I need to see her on her hands and knees because you can tell how hurt my girl Mrs. Varley was

Footman John and Hazel getting together because they are so cute that I could start crying. I want to see them fall in love so badly

Francesca achieving her pinnacle! At least once with John because based on the part 2 trailer I fear he might not make it to season 5

The Crabtrees making another appearance! I fucking love them and truly believe that they are what Benophie will be like as an old married couple. I NEED Mr. Crabtree to say something like "I told you he liked her"

Eloise apologizing to Hyacinth and reflecting on how self absorbed she can be. I want a scene where Eloise mentions having read the Marie Salle book or asks Hyacinth more about it

Michaela interacting with more of the Bridgertons besides just Francesca. At least an interaction with Eloise considering they were living together for the past year.

Anthony and Kate's reaction to everything that's happened since they've been gone. I think it would be so funny if they are walking in and Hyacinth starts blurting out things like she did when they came back in S3 P2 and she blurted out that Pen and Colin were engaged.

Irma coming back in P2! We have seen in the trailer that Alfie will be in P2 but I don't think I've seen anything about Irma being in P2.

This one is a really long shot, but Posy meeting Philippa. I feel like they would be best friends and their conversations would be hilarious

Hyacinth and Gregory getting to go to their first ball!

Less than 9 hours to go folks! Happy S4 P2 Eve!!

[dumbturtle]

Netflix either release part 2 or stop torturing us, I beg you😭😭

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YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO WAIT A MONTH???😭

[noirsloth]

having a threesome, being bullied by your mother, getting some ass in the dinner time, and going to a masquerade Ball and falling in love because of the vibes with some girl without seeing her face in a spam of a day is very bisexual experience indeed

[dumbturtle]

God, when is it my turn??😭

[bighitfics]

this altered my brain chemistry.

[dumbturtle]

thanks for sharing, I'm gonna go jump off a cliff now😀

[dumbturtle]

If i had a nickel every time a Bridgerton brother sniffed his future wife, I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Additionally, if I had a nickel for every time a Bridgerton brother fingered his future wife and gave a grand romantic speech within the span of 5 minutes, I would have another 2 nickels

so I guess I have 4 nickels now

[dumbturtle]

In defense of Benedict's "be my mistress"

I have seen people online talk about how they are mad that Benedict asked Sophie to be his mistress or that they were grossed out by the question but Benedict's decision makes perfect sense in the context of their story.

First things first, I get that there are certain preconceived notions we have of mistresses within the show and in our current day, but that is why they introduce Mr. Hiscox and Virginia.

Literally the only purpose they have is to show Benedict (and by extension the audience) how having a mistress can be about love. Within 30 seconds of seeing them together in 04x04 we even have Mr. Mondrich say "We must marry according to class, but we do not always love that way" when the group is talking about them. With that in mind, Benedict asking Sophie to be his mistress was really him saying "be mine and let me be yours in the only way society allows us."

That being said, Sophie's reaction makes perfect sense as well. Her life is the consequence of someone having been a mistress. Sophie's demeanor only changes the moment he says the word mistress but was smiling during the confession part of the conversation. Benedict and Sophie are using the same word but with different contexts. Sophie (and people who have been pissed at Benedict online) take mistress to mean the worst thing it can mean but Benedict takes it to mean love defying class like Hiscox and Virginia.

Anywayssss just needed to get that off my chest because I keep seeing people wanting to slap Benedict for asking the question😅

[stevenrogered]

BRIDGERTON | 4x04 "An Offer from a Gentleman"

[dumbturtle]

The amount of times I have rewatched Benedict’s confession should be illegal😭😭

[dumbturtle]

My guesses based on the songs in Season 4 Part 1

Episode 1

Life in Technicolor by Coldplay- As Sophie is walking into the masquerade and taking it all in

DJ Got Us Falling In Love by Usher ft Pitbull- Sophie and Benedict meeting for the first time

Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind- Benophie together in the gazebo

Episode 2

Enchanted by Taylor Swift- Sophie seeing Benedict again after the Masquerade ball at the Penwood estate and serving him tea or something

Episode 3

All I Wanted by Paramore- Benophie's first time?? I'm not sure but definitely thinking during a sex scene. Either at the lake or during the clip of the scene where Benedict is pushing Sophie up against the wall from the Meet Sophie Baek preview

Episode 4

bad idea right? by Olivia Rodrigo- Benedict asking Sophie to be his mistress

SUCH good song choices!! 12 more hours to go and I can't waittt😭😭

[dumbturtle]

SEASON 4 PART 1 MUSIC

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All Benophie scenes had me giggling and kicking my feet

I need January 29th to be here already😭😭😭

[dumbturtle]

SEASON 4 EPISODE 1 SONGS!!!

[dumbturtle]

WHAT GOD DO I NEED TO PRAY TO FOR A GIRL LIKE VI TO KISS ME LIKE SHE KISSED CAITLYN???

someone please tell me😭😭

[dumbturtle]

HE'S READING JACK MADDOX AT THE BEACH!!!

why did i just barely realize this??

[fiona-widdershins]

SECRET (1x04) // APART (3x08)

[dumbturtle]

She was so much of an ally she became a part of the community