Lack of sense

Bi, gray-aromantic girl from Poland. Lots of fandom stuff, lots of lgbt things, and just random shit. I fail at life and interacting with people is hard, but I'm full of hope that I'm at least a little likeable.

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[kikikurt]

[the-cimmerians]

Christopher you are the sassiest muffin.

[klemannlee]

Orange Crowned Warbler

[meangirlnurse]

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

[meangirlnurse]

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

[ripleyandweeds]

his name is what

[meangirlnurse]

his name is Meatball

[velmasdinkleys]

“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.

[yaoiadderall]

a woman: *is in state of undress*

ron stoppable, a respectful king:

[trivianity]

[bwisan]

namjoon being fond of the maknae line

[lickystickypickyzzz]

A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.

[floofybitch]

“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.

[saintdollyparton]

THIS GIRL SLAYS!

[bubbleteawhore-deactivated20201]

every day i am like "i wanna talk to my mutuals" but i have the personality of a paper clip

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantastic-dan]

dan + ‘phil’ tweets

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[cityelf]

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

[running-with-toast]

my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.

[an-unimpressed-jackalope]

don’t understand twitter

[tearuntold]

bunny munchin’ on his self made food

[tearuntold]

ji…jimin?!

[gukks]

the struggle is so real 😆

[jung-koook]

taehyung and jungkook couldn’t figure out how to put on the apron laskak 😆