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Christopher you are the sassiest muffin.
Orange Crowned Warbler
“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans
his name is what
his name is Meatball
“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.
a woman: *is in state of undress*
ron stoppable, a respectful king:
namjoon being fond of the maknae line
A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.
“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.
THIS GIRL SLAYS!
every day i am like "i wanna talk to my mutuals" but i have the personality of a paper clip
dan + ‘phil’ tweets
reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:
don’t understand twitter
don’t understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite
like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End
Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie
More reasons:
tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else
like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)
This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.
don’t understand twitter
bunny munchin’ on his self made food
ji…jimin?!
the struggle is so real 😆
taehyung and jungkook couldn’t figure out how to put on the apron laskak 😆