Dummy

18-almost-19 - angry - arrives late to every fandom - game of thrones - loves ao3

[dumdumdugs]

whatever’s wrong with lyonel baratheon is what’s right for me.

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[fangirlingpuggle]

Apothecary diaries AU/fic prompt where Lakan leaves and Fengxian is about to give birth and freaking out not knowing where Lakan is and why he's not here when Luomen finds and about the baby.

He buys her out of her contract and takes her back explaining about what happened and suddenly Fengxian is no longer freaking out she's strategizing.

Fengxian: So his father sent him away I see

*Somewhere in the La clan estate there is deep feeling of dread*

She goes full master strategist mode and basically takes over La clan (she makes it look like her Lakan are married she knows he'll agree and neither of them will want a big wedding so it's all good)

Lakan returns back only to be welcomed as head of the family with Fengxian there handing him a baby, HIS DAUGHTER like 'Welcome back, do you want to play go?'

He nods eventually it's a slow game though as he keeps just staring at Maomao in awe and gaping like a fish he has completely blue screened and is so confused. Fengxian doesn't mind she's waited 3 years for this game and they have many more years of games ahead of them he can take his time.

Bonus Lakan finds out about all her plotting and planning and is just more smitten

Lakan:Marry me

Fengxian:Technically we are already married

Lakan:oh

Lakan:Can we get married again?

(Bonus her seeing Jinshi pine with Maomao and taking him aside Jinshi thinks this is going to be a shovel talk and it is... but also

Fengxian: My daughter takes after her father

Jinshi: I mean not much thankfully ah -No disrespect I-

Fengxian: In the sense she is oblivious willfully or otherwise of any feelings and will not realize unless you are completely upfront

Jinshi: I-

Fengxian: Lakan did not seem to fully understand my feelings until I handed him our child

Jinshi:...

Jinshi:...fuck)

[dumdumdugs]

I just saw someone on Reddit refer to Hunhow as Peepaw Hunhow and let me tell you I laughed so hard I had to get my inhaler in order to be able to breathe properly again

[toointofiction]

the entire La Clan basically 😅

[buthesacoolliar]

tbh... I'm with Lakan on this one like YOU PUT HANDS ON DAUGHTER???? YOU TOUCH DAUGHTER????? OH! OH! JAIL FOR JINSHI!!! JAIL FOR JINSHI FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!

[saaraofthesand]

I also did tad

[zypria]

if that isn't the Gaoshun summary of all time

[sporadora]

ah yes my favourite divorced secret coparents ever

[sporadora]

Look at our beautiful boy!

[dumdumdugs]

maomao is dr. house’s soul child and no I will not elaborate

[umsii]

i love the idea of Tauron Academy having regular school things like picture day

[dumdumdugs]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m not doing enough or whatever but right now I’m eating somewhat expired five layer dip and y’know what? I could be doing worse for a 19 year old girl. It’s okay.

[kirexxovo]

"Entrati put my consciousness into this fridge, Drifter-"

TennoCon 2025 was something, huh?

[aconfusedzephyr]

"Snap out of it! Five plat, please."

[tazahan]

Tenocon 2025 in a nutshell

[pukicho]

I just found your blog again after being off tumblr for years and let me tell you. I got one of your OG tax evasion sweatshirts my freshman year of college and proceeded to wear it to every single exam i had. it's genuinely my good luck charm. So buy merch guys it makes you pass college and get into med school

THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Your shirt probably upset everyone else and they got worse grades as a result. I hope, anyways.