Maegor was so much of a feminist that he didn’t have a biological father because he wanted to give his mommy 100% of the credit. Maegor loved gay people so much that he married three of them. Maegor named the first female heir in Westeros history and then bequeathed her his weapon of mass destruction after he passed. Maegor literally died trying to destroy reactionary patriarchal religious fundamentalism. And what brought him back? The power of women. Maegor feminist Maegor socialist Maegor reads Judith Butler.
Never calls you by your name, only little one or little (Name)
Tells you stories of her homeland
Sits you on her lap all the time
Would let you sleep on her
When she got pregnant the hormones made her infantilization worse
Originally you spent next to her room, now you just full on sleep in her bed with her
If you try to leave she won't let you
Hugs and cuddles you a lot
If you're not eating or not eating enough then she'll try and feed you
When Lingli was born her mind went "now you have two babies"
Never makes you take care of Lingli
As Lingli gets older and more attached Gyokuyou can't help but smile
Wishes you would stay cute and small forever
Teaches Lingli to call you Táng Gē/Jiě(Chinese term for an older male/female cousin on your father's side)
Remembers so many things about you
Will gift you toys and other items you like from the West
Shares sweets with you all the time
The only thing she makes you do with Lingli is play with her
When it's just Hongniang, Ailan, Guiyuan, and Yinghua as her ladies in waiting she has them watch you
When her sisters Haku-u, Koku-u, and Seki-u join as ladies in waiting they aren't left alone with you, not because they'll hurt you but because Gyokuyou's overprotective nature doesn't trust them yet
Scoops you up and away from what she sees as a danger to you
Will as Maomao to make stuff to calm you down
Love dressing you in her colors as a symbol to ward away others
Hates it when Jinshi or the lady in waiting of another concubine comes to collect you
Will work with Lihua to make you scared of everyone who isn't one of the "good people" in the Rear Palace
Comforts you when Ah-Duo leaves
When she becomes empress she'll find a way to give you a nice comfortable status where you'll be safe but won't have to deal with politics
I don’t see people appreciating her enough, so I’m going to do it; especially when it comes to her relationship with Maomao. Cause, that’s her baby. Yinghua took one look at her, and adopted her on sight. Had her sign the adoption papers right then and there.
Here is an itemized list of some of her amazing moments…
1.) Starting a proxy war with the Crystal Pavilion ladies in waiting after they insulted and made fun of Maomao. Only being prevented from coming to physical blows, because Guiyuan and Ailan held her back.
Afterwards she comforted Maomao, (even though Maomao wasn’t bothered,) and told her how beautiful she was.
2.) The time she yelled at Shenlu and was ready to fight her. Yinghua was prepared to beat the crap of out Shenlu, for even suggesting Maomao do something that could put herself in danger.
Again Maomao is her baby!!! And she wasn’t going to allow her to do something that could get her killed.
I could go on forever. Yinghua is the absolute best and loves Maomao so much.
Just look at her! Look at how her eyes are filled with so much love while looking at Maomao!
Apothecary diaries AU/fic prompt where Lakan leaves and Fengxian is about to give birth and freaking out not knowing where Lakan is and why he's not here when Luomen finds and about the baby.
He buys her out of her contract and takes her back explaining about what happened and suddenly Fengxian is no longer freaking out she's strategizing.
Fengxian: So his father sent him away I see
*Somewhere in the La clan estate there is deep feeling of dread*
She goes full master strategist mode and basically takes over La clan (she makes it look like her Lakan are married she knows he'll agree and neither of them will want a big wedding so it's all good)
Lakan returns back only to be welcomed as head of the family with Fengxian there handing him a baby, HIS DAUGHTER like 'Welcome back, do you want to play go?'
He nods eventually it's a slow game though as he keeps just staring at Maomao in awe and gaping like a fish he has completely blue screened and is so confused. Fengxian doesn't mind she's waited 3 years for this game and they have many more years of games ahead of them he can take his time.
Bonus Lakan finds out about all her plotting and planning and is just more smitten
Lakan:Marry me
Fengxian:Technically we are already married
Lakan:oh
Lakan:Can we get married again?
(Bonus her seeing Jinshi pine with Maomao and taking him aside Jinshi thinks this is going to be a shovel talk and it is... but also
Fengxian: My daughter takes after her father
Jinshi: I mean not much thankfully ah -No disrespect I-
Fengxian: In the sense she is oblivious willfully or otherwise of any feelings and will not realize unless you are completely upfront
Jinshi: I-
Fengxian: Lakan did not seem to fully understand my feelings until I handed him our child
I just saw someone on Reddit refer to Hunhow as Peepaw Hunhow and let me tell you I laughed so hard I had to get my inhaler in order to be able to breathe properly again
tbh... I'm with Lakan on this one like YOU PUT HANDS ON DAUGHTER???? YOU TOUCH DAUGHTER????? OH! OH! JAIL FOR JINSHI!!! JAIL FOR JINSHI FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!
