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aaron | he | 5teen | fucks with frogs

[dumpytreeboy]

Some people seeing "LBJ" in a political context: lindon b Johnson Me: Luth Bader Jinsburg

[glycyrrhizin]

sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:

[dumpytreeboy]

(Person about to invent sound): oh, you haven’t heard?

[dumpytreeboy]

whats it called when you feel like an amorphous bog snake trapped in a human body. asking for a friend

[froggiestfacts]

fun frog fact!!

the coqui frog has a croak that is two and half times as loud as a lions roar! and they have an evolutionary advantage that prevents them from being deafened by their own voice!!! their name comes from the sounds they make, ‘co’ is their sound to dissuade other frogs and ‘qui’ is the best pick up line they have!! better than all of mine that’s for sure!!!

[cosed]

literally the only semi decent purpose those fucking cinemasins video serve is to remind me exactly why i hate men so much

[screwyouandrew]

get yourself a lover who treats you right

[dumpytreeboy]

the breeder i bought from accidentally sold me a snowflake aaaaaa! you can see his spots coming in now im in love

[normiewizard]

Hey y'all send me dumb frog names for my dum(py tree)b frog

[dumpytreeboy]

Dwight

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

today is:

energy sword sunday

fingers in his ass sunday

keanu reeves’ birthday

the anniversary of i had to do it to em

this is an insanely powerful day.

[p-money-on-tha-mic]

[btvs]

[dumpytreeboy]

The more I learn about myself the more I realize how much I have in common with like a really grumpy ground faery which is fun to think about

[cikero]

man shut up unless you’re a frog

[dumpytreeboy]

Ezran likes 2009 pop and also kids bop covers of 80s pop. That's it. That's all.

[teenytinyfrog]

( other versions: spider, moth, bee, worm )

[botanyshitposts]

i woke up in a cold sweat to make this