saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

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saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void
I think part of my problem with grad school was that most people are normal and just wanted to be better qualified/eligible for their career and then some people are like this mf like I promise itās not that serious
Oh Iām finally watching reanimator and I get it now you guys. I get it
Just got through first case of sinking city. I will update with further developments. I really like it so far except for when I ran back and forth for like three hours straight bc I didnāt know I was supposed to be using minds eye to look for omens.
Donāt forget to get your lung ironed today
I'm howling
just downvoted a mf on reddit for saying guillermo del toro āisnāt the man for the jobā to make a mountains of madness movie. AND WHO IS????? keep my wifeās name out your mouth
silent hill f for the friends we made along the way
Reddit - The heart of the internet
Linking this cute ass discussion on Reddit: innsmouth born and raised freshman seeking advice for first year at miskatonic š
Lovecraft Quotes For Booty Shorts
I'm working my way through a bigass collection of Lovecraft's stories and apart from being really racist, the guy was really good at coming up with things you could put on booty shorts. Here is an incomplete list of lines I highlighted from The Shadow Out Of Time that you could put on your ass:
VEXED WITH ANOMALOUS SPOUTINGS
ANATOMICALLY ADEQUATE
SPORADIC IRRUPTIONS OF A PARTICULARLY HIDEOUS CHARACTER
OF TROUBLESOMELY VAST PROPORTIONS
EXCAVATE IN THE MOST CAREFUL AND SCIENTIFIC FASHION
A VAST ABUNDANCE BENEATH THE SURFACE
PALLID, SECRET-GUARDING HILLOCKS
FRAUGHT WITH INFINITE SUGGESTIONS OF NIGHTED MYSTERY
WHERE HORRORS HAPPEN AND GREAT WINDS ARE BORN
IN ITS UNDECAYED PRIME
REASONABLY CLEAR OF DANGEROUS DEBRIS
TIGHTLY SEALED AND NERVOUSLY GUARDED
NOW IT LAY OPEN - BLACK AND YAWNING
WHAT LIMITLESS CAVERNS OF ETERNAL NIGHT MIGHT BROOD BELOW
OF STUPENDOUS SIZE, POISED WITH MATHEMATICAL GENIUS
A MASS AS FIRM AS THE PLANET'S ROCKY CORE
YAWNING UNGUARDED DOWN TO ABYSSES PAST IMAGINATION
UNGUARDED DOOR OF LIMITLESS NETHER BLACKNESS
A VIOLENT, PURPOSEFUL BLAST BELCHING SAVAGELY AND FRIGIDLY FROM THAT ABOMINABLE GULF WHENCE THE OBSCENE WHISTLING CAME
TIDES OF ABOMINATION SURGING UP THROUGH THE CLEFT ITSELF FROM DEPTHS UNIMAGINED AND UNIMAGINABLE
UTTERLY ALIEN TO ALL WE KNOW OF THE EARTH AND ITS ORGANIC LIFE
Huh, just learned that Wikisource has a bunch of neat 19th/early twentieth century fiction uploaded there.
In addition to the usual public domain suspects (Frankenstein, Dracula, Carmilla, Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, a bunch of Lovecraft of mixed quality), there are also a bunch of other stories there which tend to get referenced a lot but arenāt necessarily adapted too often.
So, I thought that Iād link some that Iāve actually read in the past and thought other folk may enjoy.
- The Yellow Wall Paper by Charlotte Perkins Gillman, written after the author suffered a bout of post-partum depression and was prescribed essentially getting locked in an attic room by her husband with āno distractionsā as a means of getting rest⦠The enforced isolation and boredom was most certainly NOT something Perkins Gillman approved of, with her sending a copy of the short story to her doctor to illustrate how terrible it was.
- The Monkeyās Paw by WW Jacobs, Iād imagine that most folk are aware of this one, if only via the parodies in shows like the Simpsons. The premise is simple: elderly British couple get a magic monkeyās paw which grants wishes, only for horrible things to happen to them in response.
- The Willows by Algernon Blackwood, a pair of Englishmen go on a rowing holiday in Eastern Europe. Unfortunately for them, they go into an area that people arenāt meant to travel into, and things get trippy. Blackwood was himself one of several big influences on Lovecraft, although Blackwood own actual interest in the occult sometimes makes his work a little⦠esoteric?
- The White People by Arthur Machen, a pair of Edwardian blokes are discussing the nature of magic, when one of them pulls out the diary of a young girl from the North West of England. Within the journal it details her experiences with the supernatural in a creepy, matter of fact way brought about by her nanny essentially indoctrinating her into a magical world from a very young age. What in other stories could be whimiscal becomes deeply creepy when the protagonist is trying to describe what sheās seeing with a childās vocabulary.
- What Was It? A Mystery by Fritz-James OāBrien, in a supposedly haunted guesthouse, one of the residents is set upon by what the initially thought was a ghost, only to discover after beating the crap out of it, that itās some undefinable invisible⦠thing. More weird than creepy, but still kind of interesting.
- The Night Wire by HF Arnold, a tale told by a night wire operator, whose job it was to take and record incoming messages by telegraph over the course of the night. This take a turn, when it appears that a living fog begins to creepy into the cityā¦
- The Canal by Everil Worrell, wherein a man falls in love with a woman on a canal boat, only to accident usher in a potential vampire apocalypse. Read this version, itās the better of the two existing versions, the other being an extensively revised version of author/publisher August Derleth which he essentially rewrote to be more stereotypically pulpy.
- Caterpillars by EF Benson, a bloke on holiday in Italy notices an unusual infestation in the hotel heās staying at.
- āOh, Whistle and Iāll Come To You, My Ladā by MR James. An English academic goes on a walking holiday along the Norfolk coast, only to discover a mysterious whistle while hiking. Ignoring basic hygiene, the bloke decides to blow it, leading to a slow, creeping tension as the thing he summoned gets closer and closer over the next few days.
Ah beans, Iāve just noticed that I only linked the sucky version of the Canal, hereās the proper original version.
Contrasting the tone is kind of funny at least, if only because Derlethās rewritten sections are so glarringly different in tone from the original.
Okay I didnāt actually have spaghetti for dinner yesterday bc my mom wanted Mexican food but we are having spaghetti tonight at a friends house so itās all okay. Hpl birthday spaghetti night is still on but itās slightly delayed.
H.P. Lovecraft, holding Frank Belknap Long, Jr.'s cat, Felis.
Lovecraft published Long's Felis: A prose Poem in the July 1923 edition of his journal The Conservative.
Today is HP Lovecraft's Birthday
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HP fucknutās bday in t minus 58 minutes Iām having spaghetti and ice cream for dinner bitch write a letter look at a train adhd info dump to your friends and donate to the NAACP and the southern poverty law center itās abt to get turnttt
And for GODS SAKE PET YOUR CAT
HP fucknutās bday in t minus 58 minutes Iām having spaghetti and ice cream for dinner bitch write a letter look at a train adhd info dump to your friends and donate to the NAACP and the southern poverty law center itās abt to get turnttt