Durians Incorrect Quotes

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Lily: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something. Malaria: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

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Nova: *Locks Malaria in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Malaria: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Magic: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Devlin: No.

Malaria: I did not.

Yuriko: I may have actually forgotten one.

Nova: Also no.

Soul Eater: Oh good, neither did I.

Magic: *Exhausted sigh*

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Lily: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Lily: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Malaria: Nova has no idea I’m high.

Nova: You’re high?

Malaria: Oh, I’m sorry.

Malaria, leaning over to Yuriko: Nova has no idea I’m high.

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Malaria: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Nova: Oh no.

Malaria: More like "oh yes!"

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Soul Eater: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Lily : A doll.

Malaria: A cinnamon roll.

Devlin: A sweetheart.

Soul Eater:

Soul Eater: ...stop it.

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Nova: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Malaria: Nova, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Nova: ... Malaria: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Nova: ... Malaria: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

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Nova: Magic... Magic: Oh no, 'Magic' in B flat. Magic: You're disappointed.

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Nova: Are you mad? Yuriko: No. Nova: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Nova: I can't believe you've done this..... Yuriko: I'm sorry I didn't know-! Nova, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Yuriko: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Soul Eater: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Malaria : You use emoji’s like a straight person. Nova: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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Malaria: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

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Yuriko: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.