unromanceable npc

duria, 32, ttrpgs/books/tv shows/vgames. currently waiting to reincarnate as a cat

[userarmand]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE • 1.04 // 2.05 Assad Zaman as "Rashid"/Armand

[poetrylesbian]

being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

[emily-axford]

CRITICAL ROLE: CAMPAIGN 4 Episode 27: Complicated Questions

[sisterofsylandri]

You see that he is a little paler and gaunter and his eyes are a little bright. Definitely looks a little dead.

Campaign 4, Episode 27 - Complicated Questions

[johnanderton]

CRITICAL ROLE Episode 4.27 | Complicated Questions

[johnanderton]

How many minutes is more than a few? Greater than twelve. No, I don't think we've hit twelve, but it's been three to five a dozen times. Yeah, he's solid in the three to five, I get that. Anyone's great in three to five.

[cuewulfir]

unfortunately i am captivated by his terrible terrible vibes

(references for his armour + arms below the cut because my cr4 watching has coincided with a medieval armour phase. of course)

[ID: a digital portrait of julien davinos from critical role on a dark green background. he is depicted from the waist up facing the viewer, looking off to the side. he holds his rapier vertically in front of him, and his gauntlet rests across his body. the linework is a saturated red. on the left side of the line created by his rapier, he is surrounded by a bright red silhouette, which in turn is surrounded by a faint row of feathers on the green background. on the right side of the rapier, he is surrounded by a faint dark green silhouette, and the green background forms a starburst shape emanating from him. on the outside of the starburst is the same bright red. border panels on the right and bottom edge of the canvas contain a pattern of vines, and a square where the panels meet in the bottom right corner contains the silhouette of a bird. the silhouette on the left of the rapier, the starburst on the right, the border vines, and the bird are all outlined in bright blue. end ID]

gauntlet - metropolitan musem of art, 14.25.909 (15th century german or austrian gauntlet)

pauldron - metropolitan museum of art, 14.25.828 (16th century german pauldron)

rapier - metropolitan museum of art, 04.3.6 (16th century french hilt + german blade)

vambrace - Rijkelijkhuizen, M. and Volken, M. (2017) “A poor man’s armour? Late-medieval leather armour from excavations in the Netherlands,” in Q. Mould (ed.) Leather in Amour: Attack, Defence, and the Unexpected. Trustees of the Royal Armouries. (13th/14th century leather vambrace found in dordrecht)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[fitzlovedcomplex]

Robin Hobb wrote Kennit Ludluck so well. He’s a pirate cult leader. Like what the fuck. Its so insane how in every other point of view (until later…) Kennit is.. a good person. He is just and knowledgeable and easy to follow because everyone agrees what he’s doing is good. Then you get to Kennits point of view and hes just the most manipulative evil ass mother fucker youve ever met in your life. Yet to everyone else hes almost this Jesus figure. There was almost a point in which I changed my mind about him and was like huh wow maybe he is a good person he just doesnt know how to go about it. And then later would feel as if I was shot in the chest by how evil Kennit can truly be. Robin Hobb manipulates you in the books the same way Wintrow, Etta, and every follower of his was manipulated. I would get so angry at Wintrow for falling for it, but truly if I was in his position and had no inkling on what Kennit truly thought, I probably would have fell for it too.

[shorelinnes]

what if you restored the missing part of my soul by kissing me on the mouth and what if the only reason it didn't kill me was the love you put into it... and we were both boys....

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.26 Council of Heroes

[thetangledsheet]

I will also say in the vein of Mayaposting, I don't at all begrudge her attitude to Vaelus' unprovoked line of questioning at the start. Tangentially, however, it is interesting how Vaelus, who spends her entire life grieving and mourning something as vast as a lost world, finds it so difficult to trust the grief of mortals who aren't actively emotionally bleeding out in front of her.

She was right there when Aranessa was attacked, but still suspected her of orchestrating it. She was right there with Julien, as she herself states, but refuses to wholeheartedly accord sincerity to Maya's grief. Simultaneously, she found kinship with Thaisha in a shared moment of mental connection about Alogar and Maywyn but that came after they both have a heart forward conversation where Vaelus did not feel that her own grief was being dismissed. She is often the first to consider Occtis and offer him a great deal of sympathy. She even grants a moment of understanding to Hannan, pained as it is.

It's a curious thing, and I wonder if it brought on by some inherent distrust in human centres of power, or lingering prejudice about the transience of their losses, or, as I find most likely, a subconscious, almost petulant tendency to dismiss the grief of those who don't open up to her specifically and accord sufficient weight to Vaelus' own mourning.

[inthetags]

Reblog and type in the tags, a food or drink that you consumed because you saw it in a film or show but it turned out to be disappointing in real life (the food/ drink not the show).

[storybookhawke]

Affectionately, which is your least favorite major location in Dragon Age Inquisition?

Forbidden Oasis

Hissing Wastes

Fallow Mire

Exalted Plains

Storm Coast

Hinterlands

Western Approach

Emerald Graves

Crestwood

Emprise du Lion

Bald egg / results

Voting ended onJun 2

I don't even ask this to be critical/negative, I'm just curious what region do you go "ugh..." when you reach it while playing DAI?

[undead-knick-knack]

She would like to have a different life thank you very much

[guiltfactory]

notice how the british call women "birds" while americans call them "chicks". this is because americans are pedophiles