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gaymolegaming

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

athena-cat-wizard-official

goes hard ngl

the-knightswind-case

Consider:

guerrillatech

segamascott

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

thepromiscuousfinger

chaifootsteps

#Please little bird

meriwetherwrites

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

lionofchaeronea

Do your thing, little guy.

uncahier

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

iceeclaw

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

WE ARE SO BACK

yasenia

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

charlesoberonn

So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

elismor

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

elismor

These tags are the best tags ever:

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

nyansense-the-nyanbinary

via @tolkienaboutit THAT’S WHAT I WAS SAYING

Make no mistake I adore this post but he did not pay for that boy. He wrote him up as gambling winnings. That’s probably worse.

tobiasdrake

“Not only have I returned, but I also acquired this small child while on assignment.” ~Normal, expected of the Jedi Order

“Don’t worry, he’s tax-deductible.” ~Wait. Qui-Gon. What did you do?

sarkos

W-2G with “Boy” in the amount

silvandar

It’s called “personal expenses”, Harold

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

purgaytorysupremacy

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

youre-only-gay-once

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

zooophagous

For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

tigersquash99

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

tropic-mews

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

chaoartwork

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

zenkovva

my fav.

wizardshark

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

closecaptionvevo

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200

It’s back!

j-sillabub

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.