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awolghosts's meme blog

[make--it--gayer]

conservatives:

[savvy-ivvory]

Y’all are fucking RUTHLESSS

[dustambition]

yo so this is a sideblog of my now inactive art blog so if ya still want some japes follow me @solongbaygowser

[porterr-robinson]

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[synthot]

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

[sillisofthefaust-deactivated201]

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

[casputin]

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[athetos]

[sexhaver]

me when im very good at political analysis

[lesbiskammerat]

[knife-ear]

[mono-red-menace]

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

[lame-the-complain]

Is this an excerpt from onision’s book

[icansus]

@strange-aeons

[strange-aeons]

It really is

[nessa007]

legends only!!!

[fandom]

2018’s Top Ships

We really went all out this year. Here are 100 ships delivering the goods from all corners of all fandoms straight to your eyes. Yes, really. 100 of them. And that still barely scratched the surface. Did your OTP make the list?

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[famicom]

[tankaramo]

me, for like 16 years of my life: marriage is honestly such an awful concept and i’d rather run around the town naked for ten days than get married me, now, sobbing uncontrollably: imagine,, having a wife

[platoriagf]

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

[pixification]

[lmaonade]

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

[veeranger]

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

[cyberscully]

tig happily joking about her wife fucking soothes my lesbian soul 

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fatpikachupics]

actually there is one more