Lost

I don’t even know anymore. I wish I didn’t exist.

[dustcropcircles]

I dont think I get to be ok.

[dustcropcircles]

We're doing it boys. We're finally on the mend.

[dustcropcircles]

I am happier than I've been.

[dustcropcircles]

Coercion isn’t consent. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[archatlas]

[unclefather]

Excuse me she was WHAT

[instagrampa]

I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

[scottandhiskind]

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[xxwolfmeetstheskyxx]

Here's a tip

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

[bnhoe]

[zandraart]

mystic ray

[anxietyproblem]

[minty-mayhem]

I find it kinda funny

[jagarsjora]

I find it kinda sad

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[nifflerdream-blog-deactivated20]

me as a writer: Oh no I can’t write that, somebody else already has

me as a reader: hell yes give me all the fics about this one scenario. The more the merrier

[obsessivewriter]

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

[primarybufferpanel]

Me as a writer: I feel like I’m repeating myself, I’ve already used that theme, I’ve already written that kink, that other character uses that speech pattern so this one in another fandom can’t, I feel like I’m writing predictable things, is this different enough from that other thing I wrote, are people filling out bingo cards by my work? :sobbing:

Me as a reader: oh hell yeah this hit the spot exactly, I hope this writer has written 20 more just like it

[deelaundry]

As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?

[caledoniaseries]

I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.

[giraffeter]

“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever

[salmiakkivodka]

Listen James Patterson has written so goddamn many books you can’t count them and they’re all exactly the same but they’re all best sellers. Write whatever the fuck you want.

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your… Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re… they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

[ankha85]

[damn-shawty]

la caissière: bonjour, bienvenue 

moi, un idiot: 

A. Dis “Salut”

B. Dis “Bien”

moi: balut 

[unfitninjuh]

[heartshapedbasil]

I’ve had enough, this is me now

[imahashtagloser]

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

[heartshapedbasil]

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny