An Archive of Many Things

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[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[cosmicbumfights]

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

[messiambrandybuck]

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

[beenovel]

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

[beenovel]

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

[messiambrandybuck]

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

[beenovel]

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

[blueberryrock]

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

[beenovel]

WHAT

[messiambrandybuck]

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

[hachama]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

[yupokaysuremhm]

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

[sinestrocas]

[demonoflight]

They’re called Blaschko's lines!!!

[injuries-in-dust]

The reverse can also be true ... kinda.

I remember reading somehwre the human eye can see more shades of green than any other colour. I just googled it and the human eye can see 10 Million different shades of green.

So human could see stripes and patterns on, say, a reptillian race who maybe can’t see as many colours as we do, and think they’re just one boring shade of green.

Human: We have stripes?! I wish I could see them. I hope they look like yours.

Reptile Alien: Wait, I HAVE STRIPES!

*mutual excitement all around*

[mamoru]

huge heating pad recall

mighty bliss heating pads are being recalled due to hundreds of FDA reports of them sparking, burning, overheating, and causing electrical problems. these heating pads can electrocute you and might catch on fire.

this recall applies to over half a million units sold on amazon and walmart's websites between July 2021 and July 2022.

affected model numbers:

MB-001 (NA-H1121B): Large (12” x 24”) Blue Electric Heating Pad

MB-002 (NA-H21C): Extra-Large (20” x 24”) Blue Electric Heating Pad

PE-MtyBls-HeatPad-12x24-Gry-V2(NA-H1121B): Large (12” x 24”) Grey Electric Heating Pad

if you have one of these dangerous heating pads, the manufacturer advises you to unplug the heating pad, make sure it is entirely cooled off, and then CUT THE PLUG COMPLETELY OFF to make sure nobody can ever use it again.

Whele LLC Announces National Voluntary Recall of Mighty Bliss Electric Heating Pad Due to Product Safety Concerns

Boston, MA, October 18, 2022 / PRNewswire / – Whele LLC, of Boston, MA, is voluntarily recalling its Mighty Bliss Electric Heating Pad, due

check the FDA website for lot numbers and further information.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[genuine-possum]

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

spell of way too many followers activate

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes. Do the thing.

[alexaloraetheris]

You heard them. Get em boys!

[alevolpe]

Day 18

Finally, omg one of the most tedious things I’ve ever had to make

No shading cause I merged the layers by accident and lost the right adjustment layer, so I just gave up. Also I’m lazy.

[bimbocracy]

ppl who pit goth girls and barbie girls against each other are miniature-brained. we are two sides of the same coin

[bimbocracy]

i get so many compliments from goth girls like i’ll literally be abt to tell them i love their outfit and they’ll beat me to it 😭they Get It

[bimbocracy]

if i don’t know anyone/have anyone to talk to at a social function and i spot or am spotted by a goth girl we immediately gravitate toward each other and start  a conversation. like every time

[bimbocracy]

smth about the mutual recognition of choosing commitment to the concept over not getting looked at like you’re nuts lol. like okay clearly you have your priorities straight, what’s up

[bimbocracy]

Ppl think the scale goes like this

But really it goes like this

[bimbocracy]

This is so funny bc at first i just thought you were calling ppl clowns for not committing to one color and then I realized that literal actual clowns rly are on the end of the spectrum, wearing as many colors at a time as possible 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[escherenigma]

It’s Day #2 of home-from-work, so I made this.

[minakosroom]

bottom right is wizards

[qtt-art]

concept doodles for an old OC update! extra info and image descriptions underneath cut as usual!

Keep reading

[snarkks]

when the blended up corpse goop hits

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[roseillith]

[ititoku]

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[moringmark]

[headspace-hotel]

A good rule to go by:

Your estimate of how much the average person knows about things is like, at least 7 times higher than the reality.

People don't know things. Most people don't know most things that are "common knowledge." When you are trying to teach people, you will terribly overestimate how much they already know. People are often just totally oblivious to almost everything.

This is especially the case about the sciences and nature. Everyone has forgotten almost every obvious fact learned in elementary school. The average person knows virtually nothing about the natural world, there are plenty of grown adults that can't name the planets in our solar system or couldn't recall when prompted that a penguin is a bird.

And no one is excluded from the Universal Human Dumb, not you, not me, not anyone. Everyone gets to be among today's lucky 10,000 sometimes.

[magicact]

said i didnt think id have time to do another set of these today and then my boss told me i didnt have to come into work! so here are some more pokemon gijinkas, made while i listened to pierce the veil LOL

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @diamondclaw21

break with hammer?

text: In case of sanity, we have no sanity

[carefreejules]

Made some Salmon Run mood stickers, which will be available soon :^) 

Which one speaks to you the most?

[davvvd]

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

[davvvd]

online was a different place in february 2014, you must understand

[hunkydorybaby]

rice and beans and cheese and avocados and tortillas and cinnamon and vanilla and cocoa and coffee and bananas and corn and