Cattail

environmental engineer. over 18. they/them. USDA growing zone 4. @knight-of-ashes is my partner.

[tevruden]

Oh, wyrm?

[sca-nerd]

[dustycymbre]

Northshield literally has "illuminare" in our motto what did you expect

[manicpixienitemaregirl]

Idk who OP is but yeah

[holly-warbs]

Sketchbook drawing from a moment in Verőce, Hungary.

[oneheadtoanother]

[dustycymbre]

I wish people would just say "pedophile" instead of maligning my lover, Portable Document Format. We, the people, stole her from Adobe. We should steal more.

[brothercalbhach]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[graybraids]

best yard sale find ever:

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[depsidase]

[theaceofwords]

It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.

It has always been possible. It is still possible.

[thememedaddy]

[slowavesloth]

[shieldfoss]

#people out there forgetting that the efficiency ALSO trades off against navigability during heists #if i was crawling in the air ducts and got blocked by turning vanes i'd be furious

[ashtrayolsen]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[jantesika]

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

[theeternalnewb]

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

[trilliastra]

maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye

[dustycymbre]

[dustycymbre]

Big Idea, the company behind VeggieTales is also from Lombard, IL. Which means Hey There Delilah could canonically have been sung by Bob the Tomato.