adult sideblog

nsfw. obviously. also complaining abt grocery prices

[timeloopfemme]

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

[grox]

(So horny I need to be hanged but not killed and left on the gallows to starve) Hello

[dvd69]

theres some faggot shit id do to you if i knew u wanted it

[dvd69]

would like my brain to SHUT THE FUCK UP. kindest regards.

[ineffectualdemon]

Has anyone done the "would you fuck your clone" meme as an actual poll on here yet?

No? Yes?

Fine.

Just to make sure.

Would You Fuck a Clone of Yourself

I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay

I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask

To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong

 I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones*

Voting ended onOct 13, 2023

*and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.

[dandelyle]

this AITA is killing me

[powerpuff2003]

T4T gay trans men love story. FtM Newsletter Issue 41.

[chthonic-pain]

everyone dunking on that automated fleshlight sex toy needs to remember that disabled people get horny too ok 💜

[chthonic-pain]

having a masturbator that moves itself, holds your phone, and gives the user exact and immediate control of speed and intensity is fucking revolutionary for disabled people who cannot jack off without assistive devices. for some reason nobody wants to talk about disabled people masturbating but since all of you #sexpositive #feminists agree that jacking off is normal and good and everyone should be able to do it, you have to extend that sentiment to disabled people too. people who cannot move their hands/arms get horny. people who have no core strength get horny. if you physically cannot hump a fleshlight or use a manual sex toy or give yourself a handjob then it is very difficult to experience sexual pleasure without another person involved.

disabled people deserve sex toys that work with their bodies. disabled people deserve to be able to sexually pleasure themselves. disabled people deserve adapted sex toys that the entire fucking internet does not decide to make "lazy basement dweller creep" jokes about.

[vitariesocks]

Reminder that in the 1970s, disabled man Gosnell Duncan, who was paralyzed from the waist down, created body-safe silicone and silicone dildos as a response to the needs of the disabled community. Duncan’s work was important in bringing sex toys — particularly dildos — into the public eye, meaning they became much more accessible for all Americans.

You can’t disconnect sex toys from disability and disability history. If you use any body-safe silicone today, sex toy or not, you have Duncan to thank.

More on Duncan here:

How Gosnell Duncan Changed the Feminist Sex-Toy Game Forever

It’s hard to imagine that sex toys were once controversial within the feminist movement.

[ouppyboy420]

Also, this website has really really great accessible sex toys and other sex accessories (chairs, cushions) Their stuff is priced pretty well too, considering that it’s high quality stuff.

Sex Mobility Aids & Accessible Sex Toys (Bolsters, Straps, Props)

Sex bolsters and straps, vibrators with handles, male strokers for erectile dysfunction and so much more. Naughty North has the ONLY collect

[holehaver]

oh wow i wonder what she’s about to do here! perhaps a pumpkin carving tutorial video?

[dvd69]

fuel was 2.34 a litre when i filled up the other day it's actually fucking criminal

[fuckthewounded]

get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization

[neilphen]

stopping mid sex to flip the record to the bside

[roomhole]

[karrakazz]

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[dumpstoievski]

the hero's journey themed blowjob

[deep-state-partisan]