[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[clownowo]

worlds most well adjusted teenaged girl

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[importantpics]

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[tpwrtrmnky]

Toxic yuri between a girl who thinks she's bothering people any time she initiates conversation and a girl who thinks nobody cares about her if they don't contact her first

[inoppositionflorien]

Squids are like if an animal was a squid

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[pangur-and-grim]

bro is striped like a watermelon

[official-olm-posts]

beautiful darling mutual abs0entr0 said he looked like a zen garden. i had to. i had to.

crop version

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[catchymemes]

[drtrinitysantos]

fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me