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"Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to kill than people, but they can be killed, in the end."

[welcome2theneighborhood]

I put “Dream Daddy A Dad Dating Simulator” through several layers of random languages in Google Translate, and I’m glad I went back to English when I did because

[thefrenchdadarchive-deactivated]

[bodygenuine]

Mental health is just as important as physical health

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

[dog-of-ulthar]

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

[animatedamerican]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Originally posted by smooshywrites

[herwitchinesss]

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

[yessoftball-lover06]

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

[autijacen]

Okay, okay, so short version:

Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.

He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.

In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”

Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

[bee-whistler]

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

[brucediana]

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

[fluff-that-pillow-deactivated20]

This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”

[self-healing]

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

[ruthwilson]

[nextlevelbussy-deactivated20140]

Florence Welch for Vogue

[scuttleboat]

now fuck yeah that is a cool cover

[hellsownoption]

My girl Florence

[zeraoraa]

[gogomrbrown]

Khajiit stole nothing….Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

[cursedimagez]

[bodyglitter]

i hate when people who clearly have friends and people to hang out with always say they have no friends like…stop appropriating lonely bitch culture

[powerfulwizard]

[flowerinaflame]

[thinnday]

friend: wow you have such good self discipline!! i could never diet. how did you lose so much weight?? me, adjusting my dolace & gabbana rhinestone sunglasses: I have depression and obsessive compulsive tendencies that led to an eating disorder Karen

[goodbye-risperdolly]

Too mentally ill to be “normal,” too good at faking functionality for people to take my issues seriously.