Jo the Crazy Porg Lady

Crazy Italian girl, Vet Tech and is translating Chill or Be Chilled in Italian cause... SHE LOVES THAT THING SO DAMN MUCH. Compulsive Shipper #SansxReedz #Reylo #Duncney #NickxJudy #Anythigbasically #porgislife

[dxc1996]

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[dxc1996]

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hello!

[dxc1996]

So here we are, last chapter in Italian of the first book of CoBC is officially online, it was a long journey and I’m excited to start again the process with the second book.

I know it was a very slow process I always want to thank you, @tricktster for letting me doing this and for writing this in the first place, thanks to you I’ve finally found something I really like to do even if I wasn’t sure I could do it in the first place.

Ps. Maybe I should stop writing heartfelt thoughts after drinking an whole bottle of wine hahah

[dxc1996]

So I’m currently translating chapter 90 of CoBC...on a desktop computer ....with windows XP on it... on the dining table If this isn’t dedication I don’t know what it is. @tricktster

[dxc1996]

Almost finished translating book one of CoBC

@tricktster , I’m not dead I swear hahah I’m only slow as hell

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[dxc1996]

Fun fact is a national holiday here in Italy so we don’t go to school or work and with this climate is perfect for picnics or go outs

[seducedbykyloren]

The Skywalker Men

[defydamage]

I’m Fucking dying. The music in the background is what makes it.

[reylo-spoken-here]

Oh my goodness xD

[letstrysomereylo-blog]

Drama Queens™

[dxc1996]

It kills me everytime hahah

[pride-and-prejudice-in-space]

The Evolution of a Dorm Room Door

It all started in October when my roommate and I decided that we needed to do something for Halloween. After literal hours of deliberation, we made the decision to do something that was simple but would show off some of my creative abilities.

We decided not to do anything for Thanksgiving because it wouldn’t be up for very long, and neither of us really care about Thanksgiving. So, it was decided that over the break I was going to make us a Christmas tree to put on the door and little, blank ornaments that our peers could decorate and put on the tree.

But then, it happened.

My father walked into my room one night and handed me two boxes of these.

And I knew what I had to do.

However, Christmas came and went too quickly. I felt that I worked too hard on the Vader to just throw him away, so I simply adapted him to the lack of a holiday using one of the most iconic lines ever said in any movie ever.

At this point it is nearly Valentine’s Day, a day meant to celebrate a Saint who we know very little about but is associated with “courtly love”.  How could I not acknowledge the greatest romance in Star Wars history?

But something was missing, some real Star Wars love.

I added some newer quotes,

an absolute classic,

the time that Ben Solo got things right,

and the time that he was extremely wrong.

If you have any more suggestions for quotes to put on my door, I will be happy to hear them.

Bonus:

The door down the hall.

That’s a Halloween sign.

[pride-and-prejudice-in-space]

For Easter:

For the end of the year:

[reylohasconsumedmysoul]

This is the best thing I’ve seen

[dxc1996]

Love this 😍

[youwannawanga]

“But it was also a Jedi who saved her! By reaching back in fucking time.”

[heyaritou]

Time, distance… Nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real.

— Sleepless in Seattle.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[hellhearts]

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

[maruwrites]

this is so fcked up but i have to

[mel-the-fangirl]

Why you do me dirty

[foreverinvideos]

I personally don’t like my mom all that much (she did scream at me instead of showing sympathy) but I’m terrified of anyone dying by my hand so fuck it

[bozmandiusvalentine-deactivated]

MAMMY NO

[starryvioletnight]

FUCK

[perromago]

I don’t like this kind of post but I ain’t risking it.

[ask-theforgottenone]

I hate chain posts buT IM NOT RISKING IT

[theunmarkedjournal]

Not my momma

[does-it-even-matter]

I luv my muva

[thinandbonesxoxo]

Why the fuck do people do this sorry to all my followers but I don’t fuck with my mamas life

[anythingelseanaplease]

I don’t have my mum anymore but I hope she’s doing well up there🌸

[xdisordersx]

3.9 million notes

[skyawalker]

STILL NOT RISKING IT

[imjdiwmnd]

WHO EVEN POSTED THIS? I HATE THIS

[mysharona1987]

Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction. 

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort. 

[mandatheginger-deactivated20170]

Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

[mysharona1987]

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him. 

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could? 

Thus, Vader is shown up.

[cumaeansibyl]

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

[mysharona1987]

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone. 

[kittykat8311]

Just one of many reasons I love this man

[deathpigeon]

With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it

[morethanslightly]

#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first

[trainwreckreader-deactivated201]

Oh my god I never noticed he was holding her hand that is adorable!!

[dxc1996]

My porgsplay and the place I belong I’m such a porgssesed trash

[kylosroboarm]

[dxc1996]

My Porg cosplay for the Romics is almost done... my dog seems confused

[thatreyloobsession]

624 days until Star Wars Episode IX

I’m counting down the days…(ITS KILLING ME SEND HELP)

[dxc1996]

My Porg cosplay for the Romics is almost done... my dog seems confused