The Low-Cal Calzone Zone

Marvel trash and bad humor

[badjokesbyjeff]

People seem to think that Microsoft Excel is a flawed program

Personally, I rate it October 10th.

[deadbeatmaker]

first of all I don’t “waste” time on stupid things I spend time on stupid things there’s a difference

[mattrnurdock]

[where-it-will-go]

People: Arctic Monkeys should do big riff rock songs about things I can relate to like they used to.

Alex Turner on the first album: 

Well I ain’t got no dollar signs in my eyes That might be a surprise but it’s true That I’m not like you and I don’t want your advice Or your praise or to move in the ways you do and I never will

[justanotherspeck]

Welcome to Night Vale: Ep. 100, Toast

[bakwaaas]

I’m deeply depressed but also full of love for the world it’s complicated

[bakwaaas]

hard pill to swallow: the idea that your ‘soulmate’ or ‘the one’ will know exactly how to make you happy without you ever having to communicate is fake. the fantasy that you will have all your needs met in a relationship without ever having to be vulnerable is fundamentally not true. sometimes you have to express your needs and desires, you have to ask for things, you have to communicate how you want to be loved, it’s uncomfortable and clumsy but relationships are about learning to love each other not being a mind reader

[seelie-unofficial]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

[coldbrewnette]

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

[sleepnoises]

[notedchampagne]

parents were invented by the government to sell more therapy

[doctorstark]

wow can u believe clint barton and natasha romanoff are in love

[redbirdbella]

Clint and Natasha in Civil War

[cowboyangell]

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[jimsharbour]