☆Lazer☆

he/they/it - critter - game player - content watcher - edit maker - writer boy - future vtuber - fruit

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FIC, EDIT, AND HEADCANONS MASTERLIST

will be updated when i make more

📖Fics (in reverse chrono order):

- Your Gravest Words (Ichikiryu)

- YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE GOT (Kazumaji)

- You Know, You Know, You Know (Kazumaji)

🎬Edits (in reverse chrono order of posting):

links marked with ⚠️ contain spoilers

⚠️ - Mini + Major Yakuza (and Ishin) Boss Fights

⚠️ - Kiryu (Yakuza)

- The Valentine Brothers (Hellsing Ultimate)

- Kazumaji 2/Majima Everywhere (Yakuza)

- Nishiki 2 (Yakuza)

⚠️ - Police of RGG (Yakuza/Jugement)

- Kazumaji 1 (Yakuza)

- Nishiki 1 (Yakuza)

💭Headcanons:

*here’s a list of stuff i’ll do HCs for!*

- Yakuza Music Taste/Real World Karaoke Songs HCs

- Yakuza Characters As Marvel Rivals Classes

- Assigning Yakuza Characters Theme Songs From My Spotify Top 100 Songs of 2025

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hey

you guys should send me some yakuza head canons i can write about or something in between sessions of playing pirate yakuza 🤙🏻

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started the writing process for a new fic but it requires me to replay pirate yakuza so it’ll be a little while.

yes it’s inspired by an alkaline trio song. yes it’s kazumaji. yes it’s going to be agonising.

it’s going to be a bit of an alternate timeline type thing. 2/3 of my previous fics have been pretty canon compliant. the ichikiryu one was a bit of an alt timeline thing but this one is literally a “what if” scenario. so it’s different from what i usually do.

the song i’m using could’ve been used for any pairing but i had this idea in the back of my mind just waiting for a song to attach it to and this song is just vague enough that it kinda works for this idea.

hope you’ll look forward to it! and in the meantime, check the pinned post for my other fics if you haven’t read them yet! #shamelessplug

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expect an alkaline trio inspired fic/edit in the future.

been real obsessed with them lately and listening to them a lot so it’s pretty inevitable lmao

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Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

i don’t play a lot of horror games tbh but i did play the quarry most recently so i’ll say that

it was pretty scary

(actually it was yakuza kiwami 3 and dark ties bc wtf even was that???)

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Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

no bc i’m dumb and need to learn how to play the game properly (and then inevitably forget a mechanic that hasn’t been used since the tut and have to look it up)

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Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360 lowkey got me through the early stages of my parents divorce ngl

also when i was in my worst bpd episode and was super lonely, i logged like 30+ hours of Dream Daddy when it came out 😭

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these old men are going to be the death of me.

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i kinda want to yumepost on main…

should i?

i have a yumesona with Extensive lore that spans 3/4 different pieces of media/franchises, with alternate timelines depending on which character is at the forefront of my mind

he’s lowkey mary sue-ish but i don’t really care

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My Top 100 Songs from 2025 As Yakuza Characters’ Theme Songs

2 HC posts in one day???

Assigning Yakuza characters theme songs from my top 100 songs from 2025 on Spotify. It’s not gonna include all 100 songs, just the ones I can link to a character. Random order bc i put the playlist on shuffle and I’m adding as they come to me.

plugging the ask box again. pls send hc recs/suggestions/requests

let’s go:

Akira Nishikiyama (1995): Mr. Brightside - The Killers

• because i feel like that’s how he feels about Kiryu and Yumi.

Makoto Makimura: EVL PPL - That Handsome Devil

• this more specifically would be the majimako theme song but that’s not what the list is.

Tatsuo Shinada: Andy, You’re A Star - The Killers

• this may or may not entirely be because i have a shinadai fic in limbo that’s inspired by this song. maybe one day i’ll finish it.

Homare Nishitani (either of them): Don’t You Feel Amazing? - Trash Boat

• horny weird song for the horny weird guys

Akira Nishikiyama (between ‘95 and ‘05): Poison Pop - Qbomb

• this song could’ve gone to anyone but i feel like the topic of proving oneself applies pretty well to nishiki. i mean the song literally opens with the line “i wanna prove to myself and everybody else that im not worthless”. that’s pretty nishiki.

Yoshitaka Mine: the WORLD - NIGHTMARE

• mine and light are pretty similar characters, i think. like i feel like mine would probably do something similar with a death note. ALSO mine and ryuk share a voice actor: Nakamura Shido II (fun fact!)

Jo Sawashiro: The Ugly Man Sings - Remo Drive

• i feel like this is how he feels about… his child.

Infinite Wealth as a whole: ANTHEM PART 3 - blink-182

• this song is like the overall theme for iw to me. thematically and vibe wise. i’ve often been tempted to make like an amv to the song with iw clips lol

Haruka Sawamura and Shun Akiyama: RATATATA - BABYMETAL + Electric Callboy

• this song has always given me the vibe of a yakuza karaoke song and i chose these two because the juxtaposition of haruka’s dance battles and akiyama’s regular fights during their section in y5 kinda reminds me of this song. like the song could be about fighting and/or dancing.

Akira Nishikiyama (2005): Modern Day Cain - IDKHOW

• cuz cain. also the vibes of the lyrics feel very ‘05 nishiki.

Goro Majima (1989): Please, Please Be Smart - Remo Drive

• this song is a little more upbeat than majima’s situation was in 0 but the lyrics give me the vibe of what was going on.

Goro Majima (2006-2009): I Really Wish I Hated You - blink-182

• because he’s mad at kiryu for leaving, duh. but he obviously can’t be that mad at him.

Goro Majima (2005): Running On A Treadmill - Oingo Boingo

• 2 words. majima everywhere.

Ryo Aoki, Masataka Ebina, and Bryce Fairchild: DEBT COLLECTOR - Jhariah

• i couldn’t decide between these 3 so they’re all getting listed for this one. “you scammed your way into heaven / till the angels realised you’re not one of them” describes all of them pretty well.

obviously i missed quite a few characters. most of my 2025 top 100 songs were eurobeat and edm so those didn’t really work for this 😭 if you guys liked this, maybe ill do one where im not so restricted and can properly give the characters songs. i just figured this would be fun and niche lmao

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this is my favorite image ever

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I thought that this would be useful so...

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Yakuza Characters As Marvel Rivals Classes !!

I’m bored so have a random HC post. Been playing So Much Rivals so I got this idea. This, of course, applies to the equivalent classes from other games like this, I just only play Rivals so that’s all I know 😭 Also stuck to just mainline characters bc otherwise this’d be Sooo Long.

I’m going to continue to plug the ask box for ppl to submit some HC suggestions and requests. HCs aren’t confined to just Yakuza. Check my pinned post to see what else I’ll do lol

Let’s get to the main event:

Vanguard

- Very obviously characters like Ryuji, Saejima, Adachi, Shishido and Tendo are 100% Vanguards. They’re all over 6’1 and MASSIVE. Perfect tank material.

- I also think Seonhee is a Vanguard. She’s got that Emma Frost vibe to me. Kaoru too.

- And I’ll say Yamai, too. He doesn’t really fit into Duelist or Strategist and I can see him sauntering his way to the frontline with his crowbar.

Strategist

- Dare I say Nishiki? I mean, Ultron is a Strategist so it’s not unheard of for a villain. I think he’d be a more damage focused strat for sure, though.

-And in that same vein, I’m gonna say it… Majima, too. He’s got the clones, like Loki, and he’s fast like Luna. he’d be the strat opposite of Seajima’s tank. Very Rogue and Gambit of them.

- Nanba is definitely a support. He’s literally a nurse. That and I just can’t see him as a Vanguard or Duelist.

- In the most barebones definition of the word “strategist”, Daigo is a strat, to me. I guess he could also be a Duelist, but I think Daigo, as a guy, is more Strategist.

- Eri and Haruka are strats because of their personality, too.

Duelist

Literally every other character not listed above is a Duelist. DPS is the most populated class.

Except Ichiban. Ichiban is like Deadpool, he’s all 3. For a couple reasons. 1) it’s a reference to the job system in LAD and 2) I can see him as a tank, a support, and a standard DPS.

it’s entirely possible i missed a few characters in the Vanguard and Strategist categories. I didn’t think *too hard* about this, but i’ll edit the post if i think of anyone else to add to those categories 😭

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CALLING ALL KAZUMAJI-HEADS !!!

i would like your assistance on the newest edit i’m working on! i need 33 short short clips to make up the meat of the edit and i thought maybe instead of going through every game myself this time, id ask the community for some help.

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE KAZUMAJI CLIPS/MOMENTS!!!

i don’t need 33 suggestions exactly (tho depending on how much attention this gets i will or won’t even get that many anyway); this is really just for inspo more than anything lol but i Will definitely include whatever is suggested!!

just like describe the scene and tell me which game it’s from (chances are i’ll probably remember based on description but just in case i get a case of the dumbs 😭)

THANK U !!! LOVE U !!

i’m really cooking with this one i think

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having a crush means leaning real heavy into the yume because otherwise i Will go absolutely crazy (crazier than i already am) about it.

this isn’t a new development, it’s been going on for months. i just wanted to post here cuz i think it’s funny lmao maybe someone will relate idk😭

also, i don’t really post anywhere about my yumeships. is that something yall wouldn’t kill me for if i posted about them? maybe just a lil post saying what ones i have just so you can get to know me better or something? idk how like into other people’s yumes ppl are lmao

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FINALLY a new edit!! it’s a silly little dynamic intros (and a couple QTEs) one i decided to do to get back into the groove. i hope you like it ! this one kinda contains spoilers at the end, if you consider final boss reveals spoilers!!

the song is Tool by Maretu.

a couple notes: i started this before yk3+dark ties came out and finished it after, so no mine bosses but the y3 clips in here are from yk3 (except the final boss mine one at the end) bc i just could not find a video of the dynamic intros from the original/remastered yakuza 3 so im sorry for NotRikiya. luckily he only shows for like not even a second. i also didn’t put aoki, munakata, and bryce in the last part thats all the final bosses because their intros were boring and dumb so i just put them in the compilation in the middle so they’re still included.