r͏̶a̧̕t̵̡rą̢t̸҉r҉̛a҉t̡͜͠r̴̡͡ąţ̢

ominous - he/him - god of paranoia and total fuckups [[rp blog for 'what if sans. but he's a god?' it's as bad as it sounds.. | semi selective]] [[transcribed by glitch. follows back from 'blu-screen']]

[dxstyoldbones]

[xantchaslegacy]

[brightlotusmoon]

Friend in the early 2000s would reply to chat room arguments with "in accordance with the prophecy" with no explanation. That's what this reminds me of.

[byjove]

awesome, thank you Wikipedia, I am learning so much

[byjove]

*memorizing fun facts to share with new friends* Drinks are a part of survival… Drinks are liquids that can be consumed, with drinking water being the base ingredient for many of them…

[rivka-kopelman]

[memorycycle]

[anphivenas]

.... .enoz cihtneb eht ni gniod uoy ekil remils ylevol a stahw .... aaaaohw

[flipchild]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[twizzta-old]

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

thinking abt the food critic that wrote abt a michelin star restaurant that served him 12 different kinds of foam and rancid ricotta and olive ice cream…

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

[fleshengine]

I thought critically acclaimed horror thriller film The Menu was supposed to be fictional.

Go read that article. This woman escaped some magnus archives SCP type shit.

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[depsidase]

[dxstyoldbones]

✴ ya know, double the hands means double the boopin' power

[vandroid-helsing]

who up experiencing divine madness

[dxstyoldbones]

Yo I think this is the first time I've talked to you and I'm feeling impulsive. Anyway 🌷

✴ 'eeey it's boots

✴ wait. am i allowed to call ya that? or is it ya royal highness? prince? eh..

✴ 'm stickin' with boots. suits ya

✴ an' nah dun think we've talked. least not directly

✴ but hey 'm a friendly an' mostly harmless guy. an' frankly more chatter means less. ya know. starin' at the void for hours on end. heh..

[memedetonator]

☠ ― Send "🌷" and the MUSE will tell you whatever the hell they want.

(Alternatively, send 'muse musings!' if you cannot see the emoji. Based on this meme.)

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[kinkynuts]

[5ai]

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