dyingdetective221b

manic pixie dream goblin

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to Portuguese for verbing this!!

[wheatormeat]

His silly rabbit

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

This is how some of these cases feel

I know he just lies.

[stellalights]

I’m obsessed with turnabout airlines’s insistence that edgeworth is only into guys

[something-dog]

ive been playing apollo justice

[laquilasse]

Franziska shojou villainess laugh :)

[dadimreaper]

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

[nnmmnnmn]

I just think Franziska and Gumshoe have Yzma and Kronk vibes

[kuvakusavana]

this has been done already but. edgeworth moment

based on this tweet.

[nnmmnnmn]

I just think Franziska and Gumshoe have Yzma and Kronk vibes

[roycohn]

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[slimegargoyle]

invented a game called “I throw dice at the cat”

[drakkonyan]

hey your cat kinda lowkey was giving god of probability and gambling and chaos so i drew her. yeah.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Divine Being: Schrodinger's Cat

[rslashrats]

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

[rslashrats]

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

[wheatormeat]

His silly rabbit

[possessable]