[courtesycalling]

[fleshengine]

This is such a stupid idea executed so perfectly and in character it's amazing.

[reverendharrow]

trying to explain the tlt relationships to people is like. okay so jesus is in love with a genocide baby haunted by mother mary in a sword and mother mary had an affair with the angel gabriel and also stole a sperm from god with a capital G by having his angels have a threesome with him and also lesbian cain and abel are there and cain is in love with the genocide and sort of abel too. on the normaler side we have the don quixote girl who is in a pride and prejudice situationship with a librarian and his guard dog

[minniestronni]

Don't forget, the genocide baby is in a love triangle with jesus and the holy ghost, who is also haunting her.

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[ezramire]

“...So I dropped to my knees here, right … I scooped dirt into my mouth … ate until I vomited. I gathered up the bloody earth … I realised you were too much for me. This is the problem, the incorporation, this is the hardest part … It’s the human instinct, to take. When you burn your thumb, you stick it in your mouth, right? And there was still too much of me that was just a human being.”

- John 1:20, Nona the Ninth

Comic I had the opportunity to do for @thelockedtombcfp and @theriverbeyond! Thank you <3

[minart-was-taken]

Autism be upon ye

[tamarinfrog-art]

DI-DINK!

My favourite Zelda enemies. Done for Link’s Blacklist project over deviantart.

[macaroonkitti]

Hornet on sisterhood

[wizardnuke]

oh my god they're all such losers. this is awesome.

[wizardnuke]

fjord sees a group of teenagers beating up a kid and walks away because it hits his ptsd too hard for him to make them stop even though they'd definitely run screaming from him. nott's getting the shakes from alcohol withdrawal every day. caleb's falling into horse shit and crawling around the bleachers of a burning tent that has a monster and people dying in it, single-mindedly chasing spell componets instead of helping. yasha's in mind control hell. jester keeps talking to her invisible friend that got her exiled from nicodranas. beau's got an important mission or whatever but she got it because she's a nobody and she's only with the cobalt soul at all cause her dad hates her. essek's starting a war for personal gain and got slapped by his sick mom for blaspheming. the only one of them who isnt a total loser is molly, who fucks and is hot and loved by everybody at the carnival, except the carnival burned down and people are dead and molly killed the monsterified version of his father figure and doesn't understand where his fighting skill came from. awesome. they're gonna save the world.

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

bold thing to say to Baru "had her ex wife executed" Cormorant

[mothmemoir]

how it feels to use cogflies in silksong

[devinellekurtz]

My Neighbor Demon-Tiger

[peanuttoffee]

what if this part of her won

[iradraws]

drew a bunch of wind waker screen shots !! wind waker is my most favorite game in the entire world!!!!

[theboost]

The great thing about Gus is that he perfectly oscillates from playing the annoyed straight man to Shawn’s general insanity to yes-anding to an insane degree. For every moment where he says no Shawn, you did not hear that both ways there’s a moment where he, with no prompting, claims that his fictitious grandmother with a broken hip was teaching a line dancing class. For every time he says Shawn, stop messing around at work, there is a time where after Shawn says he’s been “looking at the man in the mirror”, Gus, in a move that never ever fails to make me laugh, with a completely straight face and no impact on the conversation, does the Michael Jackson “he-he”. He’s insane. He thinks he’s normal. He does 11 point turns. He’s a sympathetic crier.

[captainlion04]

Nothing bad ever happens when an assassin and a templar fall in love right?☺️

[ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her]

Nothing but respect for Iscend Comprine because if I was told by Baru Cormorant - who has previously fucked a woman she planned to betray the very next morning and a woman who was her literal actual prisoner - that I was ethically unfuckable, I would commit Falcresti Nine-Eleven.

*remembers what Iscend did to kyprananoke*

wait a minute -

[onlymagpie]

they make me so unwell‼️