butch little doggy

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[dykemutt]

Hi my name is Friday!!

I go by any pronouns. I'm a transmasc butch dyke, a dog, an adult, and nobody of consequence

This is my p*rn blog. i get off in ways that may be unpalatable to you. simply do not look

NO CIS MEN NO MINORS

DMs and commissions are always open ;3

🐶🦴🐾T4T : BUTCH4ALL : vers switch : guard dog : daddy : brother : plushy : puppy : poly : pervert : stoner : loser🐾🦴🐶

ART TAG

[dykemutt]

deleting tumblr app for a min because life is a little too much rn and my love of wasting time on here is not doing me any favors.. i love u all im not dead see u soon

[matuska]

a dog named Mama

[matuska]

[paxamericana]

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[disease]

"CHRISTIE BRINKLEY & WHISKEY" CHRIS VON WANGENHEIM // 1977 [archival pigment print | 69 × 46"]

[clitorises]

sexiest thing a butch can be is a huge nerd. second sexiest thing a butch can be is terrified of me

[grtrkkgrkt-deactivated20251119]

friends hanging out :)

[dykemutt]

i should draw porn again

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Pigeon wings under a UV light

[grison-in-space]

Note that pigeons, like most birds, have UV cones and so the odds are pretty good that they can see those patterns. (They also have magnetoceptic receptors in their eyes that probably allow them to see the polarization of light, too.)

They can't hear anything higher than 4 kHz very well, though. (Our upper limit, like many mammals, ranges up to 20 kHz--well above what any bird can dream of.) That means that the range of human speech and music moves above what the pigeon can even hope to perceive. Their perception of the soundscape must be very different than ours--especially because pigeons are actually adapted to hear right down to about 0.5 Hz, well below our own species lower limit of ~2Hz. They're probably also using this grasp of the infrasound to navigate.

What fascinating animals. What a wonderful experience, what an alien world exists behind the eyes of a pigeon!

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[swordy-da-goat]

foal

[hiveswap]

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

[elliot-amy]

at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”

[changelingsrule]

I scared my family when trying to describe feeling weird I said "It must be the worms under my skin"

[hiveswap]

They dont appriciate your jane prentiss swag

[sapphling]

if transfem tboy chasers could buy otc testosterone to dose you in your sleep we would have ftl travel by now. Society If My Girlfriend Could Forcibly Masculinize Me

[sapphling]

i also want hormones and all other pharmaceuticals unrestricted and universally available without a prescription through a nationalized production & distribution system for non-weird sex reasons but the weird sex reasons are so deafeningly righteously cacophonously loud and call through the fog with the light of the sun's flame to me so i believe theyre the most morally correct ones to post about and say out loud a lot

[dykemutt]

this with no packer