life is like t-rex

Jo. She/her. Australia. Scroll for a bit and you'll get the gist of it.

[straithusband]

not to be horny on main but i want you to get in bed next to me right now and tell me about your day

[jehovahhthickness]

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

[elliebartlets]

imagine not liking mamma mia. like imagine having so much hate in your heart that you can’t sit through an hour and a half of amazing ABBA songs and Meryl Streep. can’t relate

[hailesteinfeld]

“This whole show is about not putting people in a box. And it just so happened that the one person that Emily felt saw her and understood her and loved her for everything that she was, was a woman.”

[softteddybear-deactivated202111]

gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor

[despazito]

this is some next level whiteness

[despazito]

hdfg4g7ybhfdb

[despazito]

[fundaki-babbles]

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

[kagurasbayangs]

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[quiznaks]

i read a word wrong as perhapeth and now i cant stop using it

[quiznaks]

[spi-ltmilk]

https://instagram.com/p/Bg07uhBnC1u/

[emilypemily]

GOOD TWEET

[hotepiscancelled-deactivated202]

Ma'am, your organs are shutting down.

[kromaek]

Wombman

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet

[ghstbusting]

‘wombman’ sounds like the name of an especially horrific serial killer tho

[sacredspiral]

[orchestraordie]

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

[orchestraordie]

I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

[seafoamwlw]

poetry belongs to the gays now. sappho said so.

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldcircus]

An anaglyph painting .

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[twin00g]

Dope

[homo-nerd-grizz]