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gohoubi || any pronouns || adult || the roman empire is my roman empire || mpregremlin🫃|| pfp and header by me

[pregnant-javert]

pinned post + about me :3 :3 :3

about me :3

gohoubi

20s

any pronouns

new zealand

disabled

my socials :3

ao3 -> dangerousinlove

letterboxd -> gohoubi

serializd -> gohoubi

storygraph -> gohoubi

mutuals can ask for discord

my interests :3

i generally rotate between many interests but the ones in this list show up a lot on my blog.

raffles

sharpe

aubrey maturin

nero wolfe

pentecost and parker

les miserables

ancient rome, greece, egypt

japan

project hail mary (eva stratt)

old men

mpreg/tummies

books/reading

sherlock holmes

stickers

gladiator movie series

jeeves and wooster

jpop/kpop

stickers

animal crossing

american dad

interview with the vampire

sisi and i

my tags :3

#gohoubi talks - personal posts/posts written by me

#ask - answered asks/prompts

#fic by gohoubi - fics

#my polls - polls

my weird tags :3

feel free to block these ones if you don't wanna see them :3

#priest nonsense (things abt sexy priests)

#tummy stuff (mpreg, bellies, only for pictures generally)

#vent (for when im venting)

#delete later (sometimes venty posts/nonsense)

[fishparasite]

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

[pregnant-javert]

the problem with reading synopses of movies before you know if you can find them is that you will get so so so attached to the idea of a movie and want to see it so badly. and then you can find it NOWHERE

[byojaku-moved]

what if i told you there was one user on the russian social network/ video sharing website odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники that has uploaded nearly every movie ever from 1896 to the current day, mostly with subtitles. and including that has uploaded every criterion collection film in full hd with subtitles. for free. all hail ok.ru user fleurinna guta

they keep their films in unlisted folders so you cant just see them all on their profile unfortunately but ill provide links. also don't ask me why this user separates their films in this way, i don't know and frankly it confuses me too.

EUROPEAN FILMS (sometimes includes west asian films?)

JAPANESE FILMS

CLASSIC FILMS (aka american and British films)

"MISC FILMS" (aka films from everywhere that isn't the usa, europe, japan. sometimes films from the GDR are in here which is confusing again because communist germany was still part of europe)

this is a much better alternative to stuff like 123movies or bflix because there are no hot singles in your area or games that you wont last 5 minutes playing. hope u enjoy and let us all praise and embrace user fleurinna guta

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[honey-lets-fucking-run]

Happy reunion

[eddiescribs]

Grace is going to have to phase that idiom out of his vocabulary QUICKLY

[iphigenesis]

bunny never gets into it beyond this but considering that the injury was severe enough that raffles couldn't even finish his sentence and considering that they're right next to each other and considering that it's mid battle this was probably an insanely brutal death like even if you put the history aside that man's lifeless head was probably leaking blood onto a conscious bunny for several minutes minimum

[sisionscreen]

Sandra Hüller (Irma Sztáray) and Susanne Wolff (Empress Elisabeth) speak about working together on Sisi & Ich (2023). The video also includes some behind the scenes footage.

Translation

Sandra Hüller (Irma Sztáray): I always admired Susanne Wolff from a far because she can do things I absolutely can and because she is entirely different compared to me. Because she has an insane power and also never makes it appear smaller or hides it in anyway for anyone.

Susanne Wolff (Empress Elisabeth): It was such a rich but also wild collaboration because we agreed very much on so many things in terms of how to work or the preparation. And I can say we are friends now.

[nextlevelsmp3]

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[thepanaculty]

And what is the charge?! A ship??? A magnificent ship full of gay men and me?!

[se7enpixels]

Sisi & I // Sisi & Ich (2023) dir. Frauke Finsterwalder

[techsergeantjenn]

"And frankly, I’m also kind of pissed off about how much the gay rights movement really fucked everything up. Sexuality is this super-duper diverse and complicated aspect of humanity. Yet for some reason, they decided to focus on making this one single thing—aka, same-sex relationships—palatable to the straight mainstream, rather than challenging sex-negativity more generally. And now, here we are, living in a brave new world where many of my friends feel comfortable being out as gay, yet they still often feel lots of pressure to hide the fact that they are bisexual, or they wouldn’t dare tell their families that they are ethically non-monogamous, or they constantly worry about losing their jobs if their employers were to discover they are kinky, or they fear winding up in jail if they are ever caught engaging in sex work.

"I don’t want to live in a world where it’s merely safe for people to be gay. I want to live in a world where it’s okay for people to be unabashed unapologetic weirdos."

Kat Cataclysm, 99 Erics

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Sleepy doodle

[ID: digital doodle of Holmes and Watson spooning, having a snooze. Sherlock is the little spoon and Watson is holding onto him tightly. /end ID]