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little status update bc I haven't posted here for a while. tbh I have no idea how to even summarize this but. anyway.

Basically. I got riddler'd. Through sheer bad luck (and. ok. manly horrible life decisions bc I have very little impulse control) I got his attention, ?somehow?, and so now he's making me test puzzles. Since, apparently, my solutions are "Not technically incorrect, but so moronic that I didn't think of the possibility of anyone trying that shit" (actual quote).

Am I getting paid? No. Is he treating me like some kind of vermin? Yes. Should I call the cops? Probably.

#i have no idea #but istg i will make that mf pay me somehow #i know he's loaded #dylan grumbles #riddler #only in gotham

Get your toes out that picture

yea u right i really should put a paywall on those

#dylan grumbles #should i start an onlyfans

video call with whoever this guy is

(he wants me to do a maze or something)

#mr riddler if you follow my tumblr I am kidding #I am jesting. I'm doing a funny.#I'm gonna die I think #wish me luck in the labyrinth of death guys <3333 #dylan grumbles #only in gotham #riddler

turns out my choices have consequences.

#fuuuuck.#this was on my kitchen table btw #there's coordinates in it that I will not post because no #This is the point where I should prbably call the cops.#haha. no.#dylan grumbles #only in gotham #riddler

oooookay so. I have this hobby of exploring abandoned buildings (there's some cool stuff you can scavenge in them a lot. no need to waste money on new shit.) and as you've seen that led to me kinda stumbling into a riddler puzzle room, because of course that would happen to me.

weeeellllllllllllll. Solving it was kind of. fun. so. I've been. looking for more. IHaveNoIdeaOkay.

Yes, I will be talking to my therapist about this.

#dylan grumbles #only in gotham

dylan-the-rodent

I. seem to have stumbled into a death trap. uh mr riddler sir why did you feel the need to set this up in a random abandoned building?

dylan-the-rodent

I HAVE SURVIVED.

#too easy riddle man.#I am simply too big brain'd #riddler #only in gotham #dylan grumbles

gotham-response

#oof #rb

I. seem to have stumbled into a death trap. uh mr riddler sir why did you feel the need to set this up in a random abandoned building?

#probably should solve the riddle.#because he said if I don't I'll be neurotoxin'd #if you don't hear from me again it's been fun lads #riddler #dylan grumbles #only in gotham

jubileeavemealone

Gothamite Memes (Part Seven)

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six

#lmao #rb #only in gotham

#too fucking easy #only in gotham #uh a friend just pointed out that bird boy is swinging by in the bg kejbgfihawbghi #robin #dylan grumbles

ok but why has scarecrow's cowboy ass given me gender envy

#help #only in gotham #scarecrow #dylan grumbles

gotham-response

Saw Harvey Dent order two twice baked potatoes, a couple double cheeseburgers, and two scoops of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream at 2:22 this morning. Kinda weird, but I gotta respect commitment to the bit

#huge mood tho ngl #only in gotham #two face #rb

part-timing at mcdonalds in gotham is. a Thing. that's Very Fun.

#i am so fucking done #i don't get paid enough for this shit #only in gotham #scarecrow #also my coworker was just laughing at me the asshat #dylan grumbles

lady-hallowtide

Gothamites are like ten New Yorkers in a trench coat

#rb #yea

the store I work at just got robbed again, which isn't really unusual, but this time there was a co literally right outside the store, eating his lunch, MAKING EYE CONTACT with the guy running off with a basket full of stuff. man did not move lol.

obviously I got yelled at by my manager.

#only in gotham #dylan grumbles

dick-nightwing-grayson

Someone draw Bruce wayne wearing this

@jube-art @oifaaa

#only in gotham #rb #bruce wayne

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