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evahdestrvction

ICESIS COUTURE in CANADA VS THE WORLD episode 1

SING FOR MINDFULNESS

Raising money for Dorset Mind

More videos to come and requests taken.

Please donate if you can. Please share regardless.

Mental wellbeing is so so important in these strange times. And Dorset Mind does such great work.

Help Madeline Selfe raise money to support Dorset Mind

#Youtube #fundraiser #please donate #help please #mental health #mental wellbeing #sing for mindfulness #mind charity #singing #singing video #somewhere that's green #little shop of horrors

kyloren

#this after an entire montage of getting to know each other throughout their childhoods The Swan Princess (1994) dir. Richard Rich

#jacksepticeye #jackaboy man #septicmemes #jacksepticeye meme

dylanstilinskimartin

Yo, help.

Okay so. Not to put down the efforts to help Notre Dame cos it’s an important building I get that. But also we need to help humans!

So if you don’t know about either of these tragedies.

June 2017: Grenfell Tower in London gets engulfed in flames because the fire starts and the cladding on the outside of the building was EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE because the council chose the cheap option rather than the safe option. 72 people died and now the survivors are STILL living in temporary accommodation.

April 2014: Flint’s water supply is changed and there’s insufficient water treatment so lead from the water pipes seeps into the water and of course how would you specifically know that so people are drinking the water and getting LEAD POISONING. So far 12 people have died. It’s been 5 years and the government hasn’t even attempted to fix any of the pipes.

April 2019: Notre Dame has a fire and is still predominantly okay. Some of the outer building has been burnt, the spire is gone, some of the pews are damaged and there’s probably some water damage from trying to out the fire out. But all of the main important stuff that couldnt be replaced is saved. Over €1billion has been raised… no one was hurt, one firefighter was injured, it just needs renovations.

Where is the money for Flint and for Grenfell? (And tbh all the other places and things but I’m focusing on these two big ones right now)

SO with that in mind. I’m attempting a crowdfunder which will be split between these two causes for now.

If you can donate, if you can’t then a reblog would be much appreciated to get the word out there.

Weʼre raising money to Split evenly between helping survivors of Grenfell and to help fix the water in Flint, Michigan.. Support this JustG

joshburtonhellzyess

So did anyone ever watch Little White Lie and find this little master of disguise :P

dylanstilinskimartin

SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

Yo, help.

Okay so. Not to put down the efforts to help Notre Dame cos it's an important building I get that. But also we need to help humans!

So if you don't know about either of these tragedies.

June 2017: Grenfell Tower in London gets engulfed in flames because the fire starts and the cladding on the outside of the building was EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE because the council chose the cheap option rather than the safe option. 72 people died and now the survivors are STILL living in temporary accommodation.

April 2014: Flint's water supply is changed and there's insufficient water treatment so lead from the water pipes seeps into the water and of course how would you specifically know that so people are drinking the water and getting LEAD POISONING. So far 12 people have died. It's been 5 years and the government hasn't even attempted to fix any of the pipes.

April 2019: Notre Dame has a fire and is still predominantly okay. Some of the outer building has been burnt, the spire is gone, some of the pews are damaged and there's probably some water damage from trying to out the fire out. But all of the main important stuff that couldnt be replaced is saved. Over €1billion has been raised... no one was hurt, one firefighter was injured, it just needs renovations.

Where is the money for Flint and for Grenfell? (And tbh all the other places and things but I'm focusing on these two big ones right now)

SO with that in mind. I'm attempting a crowdfunder which will be split between these two causes for now.

If you can donate, if you can't then a reblog would be much appreciated to get the word out there.

Weʼre raising money to Split evenly between helping survivors of Grenfell and to help fix the water in Flint, Michigan.. Support this JustG

#justgiving #donate #help request #tumblr help #please help #grenfell #flint #flint michigan #flint mi water crisis

showerthoughtsofficial

The People that Complain about the Millennial Generation are the people that RAISED the Millennial Generation.

dylanstilinskimartin

The millenial generation is so confused though, some millenials complain about the millenial generation too

ddrvbiblgigb

garfield-baybee

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

j0rrated

canon lore is purely optional to me. I take it apart bit by bit and throw away everything i dont like. its like walking into a super market and staring at frozen ready meals just to turn the corner and grab the ingredients to do that meal my own way

uncleromeo

Christians be like^^^^

j0rrated

this is the fucking funniest thing someone could add to this post

threesideddream

what social media taught me is that i have smart privilege, i really thought intelligence was normal cuz my dad is smart, too, but it turns out most of y'all are absolute stupid asses and i have the blessing of being able to recognize that and the curse of having to suffer seeing that play out cuz y'all are allowed to confidently say stupid shit online.

threesideddream

it’s cute to see that some of y’all thought this was about shitposts and liking rick and morty but this is really about how i have to watch insufferable dumbasses wax poetic on their wrong opinions on race and gender, especially wrt topics that have no bearing on their own lives but plenty on the lives of others who have to suffer under various and overlapping forms oppression, so it’s nice that you made yourself feel better by pretending this was some self-serving galaxy brained shit but the main point is that a good number of you should just be quiet.

dylanstilinskimartin

And the most stupid thing of all is that they think THEY are the smart ones.

wolvesofinnistrad

Cant believe weird City gave us the fanfic trope of “assigned soulmates but we arent gay, oh wait maybe we are a little gay”

andthwip-deactivated20220219

Scott Lang’s underrated intelligence.

hardstoplucas1

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

robb-the-reaver

This is genuinely frightening

bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

dylanstilinskimartin

It's 4.30am. I'm tired and delirious. And I'm just laughing every time I just read this post after watching 4 seconds of the video on mute.... help

Some dude accused me of 'not being able to take a joke let alone a d'

Which I can only assume means dick?

And when I responded saying he looked like the 40 year old virgin his response was

'Actually I'm gay so I've had sex lots of times'

Which is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Then he said lesbians have weaponised LGBT and that feminism will die eventually then he blocked me.

What a weird dude.

#conversations #lgbtq

cllynchauthor

Puppetgate

Those of you who aren’t on autistic twitter are missing out on Puppetgate.

Hold onto your pants because this is going to get UNREAL.

1. A London playhouse reveals that it will be doing a play about a family whose non-verbal autistic child is being sent to an institution.

The autistic child will be represented by a puppet.

2. Autistic Twitter: “A puppet? What the fuck? Like we already feel like we are treated as inhuman things with no voice.”

3. Play supporters: “but Julia from Sesame Street is okay right?”

4. Autistic twitter: “…true but why a puppet?”

5. Playhouse: “because of child labour laws. You can’t ask a non verbal autistic child to perform in a play day after day.”

6. Autistic Twitter: “but why couldn’t a small adult actor just…”

7. Playhouse: “okay and here is the puppet!”

8. Autistic Twitter: “Oh dear god what is that unholy abomination?”

9. Playhouse: “it’s great right? This puppet is going to be SO MUCH more like an autistic child than a human could ever be!”

(Seriously)

https://twitter.com/allinarowplay/status/1092410318960148481?s=21

10. Autistic Twitter: “how could that creepy goblin represent an autistic child better than an actor could?”

11. Playhouse: “Well you see because he’s a non verbal autistic and aggressive so things get pretty physical and also it would be stereotypical and insulting to make a human play an autistic person but if we use an inanimate object it’s fine.”

12. Autistic Twitter: “We are NOT okay with this.”

13. Playhouse: “You haven’t even seen the play. We consulted with so many autistic people.”

14. National Autism Society: “Yeah you consulted us and we told you that this play was problematic and that you should make some major changes including dumping the puppet.”

15. Playhouse: “And we took those notes under advisement.”

16. NAS: “But you didn’t make the changes.”

17. Playhouse: “No. Because you just a read a script and we know you’ll all feel differently when you see it.

18. Autistic Twitter: “So… can autistic theatre critics get free tickets so we can see if?”

19. Playhouse: “No we can’t afford to give out free tickets to critics.”

20. Non-Autistic Critic: “Actually you offered ME free tickets and I turned them down saying you should give them to an autistic critic.”

21. Playhouse: “…Hey look, opening night!”

22. Non-Autistic Critic: “So I went to see it and… it’s really weird. The parents are terrible people and I cannot for the life of me understand why they thought an adult man with a grey faced goblin sprouting from his groin making autistic noises was more realistic than an autistic actor playing the child themself.”

23. Non-Autistic Autism Advocate: “I went to see it and it was SO GOOD. I totally forgot that Laurence was a puppet he seemed so much like a real autistic child in that he was not human and he didn’t even feature that much in the play.

The heartbreak of the family dealing with the tragedy of autism was so real and honest and I have NO idea why people are offended by this wonderful play that portrays autism as a family-destroying evil.

24. #ActuallyAutistic Critic: “GUYS I WENT TO SEE IT AND OMG. Theatre isn’t sensory friendly, non sensory friendly performances, no trigger warnings on anything even though it’s full of ableism and screaming people.

Plot of the play is that the kid is being taken by social services to go to an institution.

Big plot twist is that the mom called them herself because she couldn’t handle the autism anymore.

Puppet just flaps around and occasionally attacks people. I actually really love puppetry but this was messed up and not well done AT ALL.

These people are all terrible. Dad has been taking shits on the Mom’s pillow and blaming it on his non-verbal son.

Puppet gets pinned to the ground in that move that can kill people.

The puppet’s care worker says that autistic people are animals who have reincarnated as people, and he’s still the best human being in this play.

This is play is an ableist shitfest written by allistics for allistics about the tragedy of autism and how it destroys families.”

25. Autistic Twitter: “Sorry, did you say the Dad SHITS ON HIS WIFE’S PILLOW AND BLAMES HIS SON??”

26. Allistic Twitter: “This play was SO brave to be so honest about how awful autistic children are! So refreshing to see a play showing the PARENTS’ viewpoint for once!

(SERIOUSLY)