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Sade Olutola
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
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JVL
Andulka
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Xuebing Du
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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Origami Around
Keni
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@dylmatthews
Oh, people definitely get laid. It’s just never the ones who pat their egos by talking about it.
Okay well, like two couples do. Everyone else is passed out. You’re not wrong there though, I hate hearing people giving exact details on how they eat someone’s ass. So props to the people who don’t go around telling everyone about their sex life.
“Sorry. You’re right. Shouldn’t have taken my anger out on you.”
“Oh. It’s okay, I guess. You um good?”
“Someone has clearly never been invited into exclusive society. Of course I did it for the notoriety. Now- it wouldn’t be a secret club if I went around telling everyone who asked, would it?”
“Really who? Because it currently isn’t me. You sure you weren’t just apart of some sick joke?”
“Some of them might be right, which is actually kind of scary. Did you hear about the party Saturday? I’m sure there are going to be a few drunk messes there.”
“Sometimes, not always though. Don’t believe most stories. And this Saturday? Hm, i must have missed that invite..are you sure it’s not next Saturday? I don’t think someone would forget to invite me...”
Task || 001
“Well… I wouldn’t say nobody gets laid.”
“Excluding you, you don’t even count anymore. You get laid nearly every other day. You should at least limit it to once a week or else you’re going to end up catching something.”
“You said it was funny twice, but I agree. People love talking about getting laid but usually everyone ends up too drunk to stand up.”
“Okay, hilarious then. But right, they can hardly remember what even happened and they still tell everyone they got laid.”
”It’s funny how every time we have a party everyone talks about how much sex they are going to have, yet nobody even gets laid. It’s kinda funny to be honest.”
“So here I am in lace panties in the middle of a cemetery when the the cops roll up and I have to pretend like I’m attempting to contact Jim Morrison. I knew it’d never work any way, with one half of him in Savannah and the other in France, but there was no way I was explaining to the cop that I was there on some twisted dare to get into an exclusive high school club.”
“Sweetheart, yikes. Did you really do all that just to get into a club? Do you hate yourself? You could’ve simply cussed out the members, then they’ll easily let you in. What club did you do this for?”
this shit gets old || open
It always seemed to return to uniforms with Caleb. Not ironed enough, untucked, unbuttoned. He stood in hallway propped up against a wall, smiling lazily at each pair of legs that passed him. He had been thrown out of his first period class for coming dressed improperly, but didn’t feel like seeing the principle right away. Loitering seemed like the best option.
A familiar pair of eyes caught the teenage delinquent’s attention. “-should you be in second period?” Caleb snickered, his eyes gleaming disdainfully up at them.
Dylanne groaned as she put her keys into her purse and powered walk through each hall. Once again, she was late. She didn’t exactly intend to be late today, but her sleeping schedule was off and she did not want to risk looking awful at school. She slowed down when she saw the boy against the lockers. She scanned over him and could quickly tell why he wasn’t in class. “Me? I’m late. Usual. What’s your excuse?” she asked.
Smart girl, dumb guy. Hey, I’m sure Red Cross is happy as fuck about his donation.
Thanks, I do find myself pretty smart sometimes, but hell yeah they probably were. What idiot texts someone a hundred time before they even realize it was a joke? Have you ever fell for it? You seem like you’d fall for it.
“So I got a dick pic texted to me from a blocked number today… Why are people like this?”
“I got one of those the other day too, disgusting. It wasn’t even an impressive pic, like if you’re gonna send one make sure it’s decent at least.”
Girls, if you’re at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put your number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief.
I tried this the other day, it surprisingly worked. I told him to keep texting me redcross until I replied, he donated around a thousand.
“true, true. dyl, you’re so fuckin’ smart! oh, yeah. we wake up– flawless. post up– flawless. ridin’ round in in– flawless. you know the cards that sing when you open them? that’s how it’ll be with when you open to our section in the textbook. it’s a glorious thought! classrooms across america blasting flawless as they learn about us.”
“Aw Stella, you know I mostly get my brains from you. Ohh yes! We can have Beyonce’s song flawless playing, I mean what a perfect song to suit us! They’ll probably need to censor some of the words, though.”
“It just came up at breakfast. It’s been in all the papers. It’s become a very controversial topic.”
“It’s a dumb controversial topic. I don’t even think my dad cares for it, just trying to spark a conversation with me ya know? Next time try bringing up something more entertaining.”
“I am so done with this Starbucks nonsense. It’s a coffee cup. It’s red. Get over it.”
“Oh, that’s where my dad got all this nonsense from. He wouldn’t shut up about it when we were driving home. I suppose you were the one who talked to him about this?”
“i think i’d be sad to see a dead alien body just laying there. what have they done? they don’t fuckin’ deserve this!– yes, yes, yes! it’s happenin’. dynamic duo takin’ over. this’ll be everyone’s favorite thing to read about in the history books in the future.”
“Maybe they killed it because they tried killing us? Ya never know, I mean they’re hiding them for a reason. And of course it’ll be their favorite thing to read about, who wouldn’t love reading about us? Look at us, we’re flawless together.”
