I HEAR, THEREFORE I AM.

Megan, UK

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[dynameg]

hate living through the montage. hate putting in the work

[lastoneout]

ngl I don't think NPR knows what a tiny desk actually looks like

[softwaring]

[missadelinecatgirl]

must we live in squalor

[dynameg]

You know, just earlier this evening I was reminiscing about the "NHS truth twisters" tweet and how I hope that person is doing well. Good to see their spirit lives on

[drhorsekiller]

[dynameg]

me when I'm a possum and I've broken into a bakery overnight

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[wurmzone]

[vaporevon]

i’m freaking out why did they add the fucked up version of the flushed emoji. I thought i was going crazy when i scrolled past this. How did a discord emoji end up in the real emojis list i thought. I took a screenshot incase everything is gone tomorrow and this is a fever dream

😳🫪 ….??????????

[vaporevon]

they added horny flushed emoji. they added bigfoot. they added cartoon sex cloud. and the trombone. you can now illustrate a sexual encounter with a clown and a bigfoot in just emojis

[vaporevon]

no one understand me

[dynameg]

last night i dreamt poob was real

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[corporationkills]

[couriernewvegas]

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[rifa]

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

[downwithpeople]