Esquivalience as an art form

Why do so many toys require parent supervision when most parents only have regular vision?  24y/o (as of July 31, 2020) with an interest in ponies and pokemon.  Mod of Not-so-daily Espurr.

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Walking into GameStop like...

Show me the GameFAQs.

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Love is stored in the drifloon!

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Black ops 4 emblem

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Without a doubt.

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Jake the Ditto

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You know like boo

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Hey would anyone be up for commissions? I’m a little low on funds and need to pay off student loans and fix my car. I have a few example pieces and prices!

Simple sketches $2-$5

Inked $7 (Non-negotiable)

Fully colored and inked $10-$15

I’m not willing to give out my gmail publicly but if you DM me a request I will be happy to share!

The only things I will not draw are:

NSFW

Mecha

Fetish art of any sort

Hateful propaganda

Pedophilia

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Adventure time fandom right now.

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When the cake is wetter, it splats better.

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A bit unsettling.

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The new Fortnite update looks weird. 

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Commissions open: Will do ponies, pokemon, and other various characters.  Can be digital, traditional, or clay. The drawings will be around $5- $10 depending on complexity. Any clay figurines will need to have a discussed price, but will be no less than $30.

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Also expanding the list to included duct tape items. Be it a wallet, hat, bag, etc. Price will vary for item and color duct tape.

Also maybe 3d printed items.

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apple pony fall

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Few paintshop camos, too

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Glimmer emblem BO3

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Does ??? have a name

like ... is an ellipsis. 

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Is it Stir or Gitches?