[officialunitedstates]

i DO NOT CONSENT to daylight savings

[coco-chip]

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

[agentthirsty]

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

[dyonisus-4]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[fuks]

[10knotes]

A tale as old as time

[neverthere12345]

[arbitrary-stag]

[dyonisus-4]

Hogwarts was fuckin lit

[ellethepalindrome]

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If you weren’t bumpin’ this in 2001, you were wrong and will always be wrong. Just a fact. 

[samokid-deactivated20150806]

[idlesuperstar]

it me

[laffgaff]

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[simsimmertim]

this is advanced

[mirrortothem00n]

I was reminded today why I’m killing myself in preparation for this actuarial exam: Ron Stoppable’s dad was an actuary. I’m in good company.

[ghostsandgoblins]

[8yrs-deactivated20130129]

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

[nuganom]

Who would win?

Ophelia: a hurricane

Vs

Ireland: a country full of people currently laughing at the hurricane

[bagascia-blog]

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