A Moonlit Fusillade

Age: 29 I Gender: MtF trans, She/Her, They/Them. I Orientation: Pansexual/Bi, either or I Name: Lunette. Nicknames: Luna or Lune. I (Icon is apparently a different Picrew I can’t find anymore rip) [Ao3 is https://archiveofourown.org/users/TransgressivePistoleer]

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[winged-void]

hey just wanted to let you know that that angelic corruption doujin you sent me is full of dualistic heresies.

[sunderwight]

Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.

From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.

Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.

[great-art-and-a-purple-tongue]

Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!

Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?

Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!

Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!

[metazanni]

I love tumblr's dedication to solving problems in the funniest way possible.

[dvandom]

And the most "make more problems" way possible.

[insertdisc5]

would the truth scrapper cast fw the isat cast or perhaps would they kill each other

ive been thinking about that for a while. heres one such encounter

[greelin]

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people

[the-ms-meep]

[quinnonimp]

indulging in each others very important jobs

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[randomalienencounter]

╎'↸ ⎓ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲ|| ꖌリᒷᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ∷|| ⚍⊣ꖎ|| ╎⎓ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᔑ╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ ╎⎓ ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ᓭ

[randomalienencounter]

||𝙹⚍ ↸╎↸リℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᓭᔑ|| ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣…

[tslurwithbible]

I'm sorry alien I meant no offense

[cosmic-nia]

GOT TO FINISH THIS 20 MINUTES BEFORE THE DAY ENDS‼️‼️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEEBLE🎉💕💕 its not much but it was worth it. Thank you for being the absolute character ive ever related to ever god i kin her so much shes so me i love her so so so much 😭🫶🫶

[blackheartbiohazards]

➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy. 

➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.

➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.

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➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.

➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'

➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.

➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.

➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[twentythousandvolts]

hey guys. just so everyone knows the person this was about was the first note on this post and we're just normal friends now. and im not scared anymore.

[alteredpanel]

[regalbunnicorn]

“Listen kid, red players and blue players have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time”

*camera cuts to a red player and a blue player leashed to each other, making out, touching boobs, etc*

[regalbunnicorn]

*stepping out of FNM covered in hickeys*

“I think Izzet might be too good in Standard right now.”

[regalbunnicorn]

[ruriihime]

Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia (2026)

[boringkate]

Me: *touching my girlfriend*

My girlfriend: *touching me*

Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer