Applesauce and Rotational Physics

Well. I'm not a turtle. Not really.

[idonttrustnobody88]

[pr1nceshawn]

Resume Cheat Sheet.

[housewifeswag]

fonts to avoid: comic sans

[mondaynightswithcupsofcoffee]

This is a sculpture project I recently finished. The assignment was called shelter, so I decided to show how I felt in mine. I took over 1000 pill bottles and relabeled them to say things people have said to me to cause me to take these pills. I wanted people to realize what bullying does to people. Let me know what you guys think.

[johnlockintensifies]

johnshugedong, I couldn’t resist. 

[swansongofuyulala]

Omg I’m crying it’s just so stupid

[senorakitty-deactivated20180415]

What do you mean this wasn’t canon?

[scenicroutes]

fishingboatproceeds why did you murder four men and three women between the ages of sixteen and twenty-nine in benicia, vallejo, lake berryessa, and san francisco between december 1968 and october 1969 while sending taunting letters containing cryptograms to the bay area press

[illumahottie]

STOP

[scenicroutes]

[moonweave-deleted-deactivated20]

complaint: why do all video games lately have a SUPER XXXTREME NIGHTMARE EXTRA HARD MODE but not an extra-easy mode? please be nice to me. i am so bad at video games. please

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

[gringatears-deactivated20140221]

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat the goverment eggs.. knowlege

[intensional]

when you finally win a long argument

[inkskinned]

i had met the inside of monsters and the world was dark in my eyes and my skin was always cold and i was itching to fill myself with as much liquor and spite as could fit inside me and you had met the inside of a girl’s mouth that was so sharp you are still finding places that sting if lemonjuice gets into them and the saddest thing is that you learned love as a swear word rather than a beautiful thing while i was learning love is just not feeling anything god but if two small and broken people have any chance of making each other whole, i hope it is us. i hope they’ll say things like “they’ve been together since forever” i hope that in the mornings you’ll be there to make me happy because god i’d looked at the stars so often before i met you but standing in that field with our hands locked i finally discovered what it’s like to have the heavens swell up inside your chest and maybe things will sometimes be messy but that’s okay because good lord i love you i think i always have i think i always will i think there was never any choice good god but if you are a building, let me be ivy. i swear although my hands are weak i will do anything to keep you next to me.

For my friend who requested: “A poem about being so in love with someone and them loving you back”. // r.i.d (via sexpansion)

[dependent]

[nasai]

when u gotta get yourself together and get a job

[plasmalogical]

PUT HIM BACK TO NORMAL

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

upcoming movies: this weekend → 2020

[petitepasserine]

GODZILLA 2 AND WARCRAFT I AM PEEING MYSELF GOODNIGHT

[skeletoncl0set]

THIS!

[aang-banged-deactivated20141124]

Fh UCK

[ghoulskii]

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

[enjolrastic]

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

[knitmeapony]

No, that looks right to me.

[venusaurphobia]

I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.

[wordsgonesilent]

his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.

[venusaurphobia]

I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone know.

[mildrevolution]

[dyrtle-the-turtle]

From left to right: Egyptian collar, Story, Imperia,  Orientalism II, and Venetian Fountain by harleyquinromantique