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eli // 29 they/them

[dyrtnwyrms]

be not afraid! she’s up for auction on tinygallery ✨

Chelsie Humphrey | TinyGallery

I’m Chelsie, I’m a 30 yr old artist and baker from Austin, TX ❤️ aceo art for sale on TinyGallery.

[dyrtnwyrms]

coming out of hiding to show yall my first ACEO ❤️ it’s up for auction on tinygallery for the next 2 days

Chelsie Humphrey | TinyGallery

I’m Chelsie, I’m a 30 yr old artist and baker from Austin, TX ❤️ aceo art for sale on TinyGallery.

[wizardpotions]

I think I know where she is pal

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite images ever ngl

[chiropteracupola]

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

[fluentisonus]

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

[hungwy]

im joining the sleep war on the side of bed and blanky

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[megaherbs]

For fucks sake I'm dying here i need a community of weird bitches

[minxitsy]

[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[deceasedcardinal]

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[targetedknowledge]