Turtles All the Way Down

Literally posting fanfic and fanart about giant ninja turtles that live in the sewers. Comms open :)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Hi, a quick update about…things.

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[dysfunctional-doodle]

actually still not over bayverse leo being called feeder. I'll be going on about my day, randomly remember and laugh to myself a little. last week i was grocery shopping, thought about feeder and chuckled (very sensibly mind you) in the pasta aile. literally the best thing to happen to me in months

He’s never going to be able to shake the nickname rip

Tortured forever online and in real life because you know his brothers call him that in person now lol

[dysfunctional-doodle]

will 2007 mikey participate in the chat soon? i just want him to be silly with the other cult members mikeys :( my poor orange son :(

Wait and see ;)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

@glitchedequinox Happy Birthday! Have a veeerrrry rough Cloudtail doodle because I know he’s your favourite lil guy :3

Now pretend I didn’t just make a post about warrior cats lol

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Ok but where is my Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 content fr.

I have this idea of a fic of ‘Back to the Egg’/‘Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles’ but with 2003 Raph as a very flustered caretaker for his three brothers who have no self-preservation skills lol at some point in the ‘fast forward’ arc. This is a sketch I did way back before I got super busy and I kinda hate it. But I have not posted in a long while so uh.

I might finish it idk

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[dysfunctional-doodle]

do you think we'll get to see rise april & casey and mm april in your turtleverse fic?

Probably not unless a bonus chapter or brief cameo, as i localise the fic to just the turtles’ phones. I do want to eventually include all characters of Casey, April, and Splinter at least once (though tottmnt Splinter might sneak in more because I love writing him lol)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

I've been reading your turtle instincts series and i think my favorites so far are the pool one (very cute) and the one where donnie goes feral vc of cutting his nails (absolutely hilarious and also very cute)

I really want to write more but I have no time rn…thinking of adding more iterations lol. I have a fun idea for 2003, and a follow up to The Shoebox maybe…hmm)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Checking in on the Cult of Michelangelo… they simultaneously frighten me yet bring me much entertainment

You have no idea how much of the next chapter has the cult club in it

(I know it’s been months since I updated but everything is kinda all over the place and I’m very very busy trying to survive rip…coming soon though!)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

i wonder how feeder is doing on this lovely day...

I have a hc he has a lot of Japanese plants that Raph tries his hardest to tip over just because he wants to.

So he’s probably robbing a garden centre or trying to defend his flowers before Raph decides he wants to be a brat

[dysfunctional-doodle]

someone should tell rise leo that therw IS such a thing as "too much twinning". why is your handle "bootyclapper9000" bro, we all know you ain't clapping any booty 💔

This comment was made by Raphael (1987)

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Wait, I have a tumblr still??? Whoops.

Future PB&J duo! Technically I cheated - this is a modified panel of one of my commissioned comics because I love these two and I haven’t done any art on here in…wow, a long time.

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Sorry, I am very very busy with commissions and work and general living stuff rn so art is few and far in between, my bad.

[shellsweet]

Super hero team up! 💥

[dysfunctional-doodle]

kinda random but I follow you on instagram as well but I like tumblr waaaayyyy better and I was curious why you post commissions on there and not here

I like loooking at them so I wanted to know why I have to go onto the horrible no good evil corp trash heap to see them

Whenever I post them on tumblr they tend to not get many likes and stuff and I don’t want to post content people think is just filler. This is a lot more informal than my instagram account. If people want to see the ones I have permission to post I’m happy to tho

[dysfunctional-doodle]

personally, my favorite part of too many turtles wad when everyone started to call bayverse leo "feeder". still crack up every time i think about it

He’s never living it down

[dysfunctional-doodle]

I'm re-reading Too Many Turtles and oh my god I forgot how funny this line is

How does it feel to be the creator of the best description of 1987 Shredder ever

Genuinely forgot I describe him like this. Do not regret it

[dysfunctional-doodle]

With comms, what are your boundaries, things that you absolutely wont draw?

Any porn to do with a young child is a no, but anything else is entirely down to circumstance. I’m not that fussy about nfsw tbh, though anything majorly explicit does have an extra charge. I’m happy to discuss in more detail over dms if you want - if you’re worried about staying anonymous, I believe Kofi has an option for you to make an anon message/request, maybe? I’ve never actually used it to order anything lol

[dysfunctional-doodle]

please doodle my beloved i am hungry for more of that kpop mikey/infected mikey au you drew up PLEASE

I have a whole story thing but I do not have time rip

If I was more talented and had some free time I would create a comic but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯