[dysfunctuality-blog]

@triceracle HEY

[klefable]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

https://twitter.com/sota_96/status/792671865684701185

[jollygreengiantveggies]

they have this guy on standby for when Les Claypool inevitably dies in a horrible fly fishing accident

[officialcrow]

he hitting those harmonics smooth as shit

[tulipnight]

[weloveshortvideos]

[drarry]

if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead

[rubudubu-deactivated20150209]

GOD

[sodhya-deactivated20181218]

This got me dying

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

who paid for this study bruh

[glitteryheaux]

it’‘s literally seasoning.  that’s it. that’s what make food taste good.

[bruhheem]

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y'all talkin about

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[fomysquad]

Bernie Sanders Seemed to Really Enjoy This Saturday Night Live Clip

WHAT. A. FUCKING. GREAT. ANSWER. DAMN, SON

[conejotriste]

This dude savage af

[iwillalwaysbeakidinmybrain]

Bernie!!!

[platinumblondeproblem]

He said “Google me bitch”

[dysfunctuality-blog]

Lol at customer tonight calling up and complaining that the fish and chips were too oily I'm sorry that the food.. cooked in oil.... was too oily.... .................

[onlytwitterpics]

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[dysfunctuality-blog]

I got so much done today and am gonna get so much done tomorrow it's gonna be gr8 :')

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[kaijutegu]

I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like

[quotethatshow]

[dundermifflinscranton]