E. Alexandrescu's Blog

[phantomrose96]

I made a helpful infographic to explain

[belkacaramelka]

Lol

[kaijuno]

[bobbs]

I couldnt tell if this was one of those "this is year is getting dramatically worse" memes or if something else actually happened so I looked it up.

Turns out Michigan is actually flooding.

[browntiger15-deactivated2020110]

Yep. Dam burst cause the jackass who owns them didn't pay to keep up maintenance, or so I've heard. It's as likely a story as any.

But I'm sure that this has nothing at all to do with the govt not keeping up on infrastructure and not imposing regulations.

[storiesofimagination]

[curlsandstems]

Lemme bless y’all with this video

[samthe-onion-nigga]

This is the cutest!!!

[jdrgn]

Ugh one of my fav dentists. His ig has the best videos

[jaubaius]

Dog bringing home his new friend

[thisismylastwar4]

she is intense

[borderlands-disorder]

new cat

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

His new buff gf

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

i love them both.

[theonetruegemini]

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

[lugiadepression]

[animalsnaps]

via @ghost.the.sammie

[happifying-things]

[blizzardofjj]

someone doesnt want to face the day

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

This is a mood

[kiramartinauthor]

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

[taraljc]

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

[justahappycloud]

When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next

[emiliaf25-deactivated20240126]

My god that last one though

[bitchycode]

[runcibility]

Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right

[hombredeflorida]

Kung Shoe

[crazy-pages]

If it works

[anxietyproblem]

[visual-infinity]

Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered this 20 ft Great White Shark near the island of Oahu, Hawaii. It is believed to be the biggest ever recorded

[e-alexandrescu]

jaskier: so we've been friends for more than 22 years and-

geralt: wait

geralt, thinking hard: ...

geralt: it can't have been that long

jaskier: trust me, geralt, it has! time flies, am i right? but as i was saying. we've known each other for a while and it's time i told you the truth

geralt, thinking even harder: /what is it? fuck, he's dying. he's getting old and he's going to die soon. it must be that. but he looks so healthy! what do i do?/

jaskier: so that one time we went to that mage's creepy mansion i found some shiny vial labelled 'timeless'. and i thought: sounds great! so i drank the potion

geralt: what the fuck, jaskier

jaskier: just a sip or two, really. and now i think i haven't aged one bit in the last 10 years? neat, right? do you think that means i get to live longer?

geralt: * facepalms in sheer horror *

[omghotmemes]

Everyone agrees that aaaaaa

[tikkety-tok]

the way they slowly scoot over 😂😭

[uncle-beanbag]

[english-history-trip]

Macbeth:

[skull-bearer]

[eveninglottie]

I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop. 

[enchanted-phoenix-deactivated20]

Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.

[nthsonata]

@cedrwydden

[garrettauthor]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES

[antique-scarecrow]

of course he was

[taraljc]

Also Tolkien: I was so excited about that whole no man of woman born thing too. Like bitch no I was not thinking Caeserian, I wanted to see a chick as king of scotland we were robbed

[unsettlingstories]

This cracked me up.

(Source.)

[shiftingpath]

[gunkbooster]

[catchymemes]