the cheesiest muffin

ugly with a capital G

[talons-mcbeak]

My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

[galaexia]

@dingdongyouarewrong i can do you one better

[e-muffin]

THE NOSTALGIA. 

[bisexualbubblegirl22]

do this.

[e-muffin]

im blue/purple. help

[dankmemeuniversity]

[e-muffin]

i dont even know where i am but i love this anyway

[jehovahhthickness]

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[e-muffin]

childish...

[e-muffin]

DRY TEXTERS

People are fine. Sometimes, they’re horrifying. However, the ones I dislike the most are the  DRY TEXTERS.

These people seem like they do whatever it  takes to neglect a conversation. For example, I could tell them my life story, and they simply just reply with “lol” or “oof” or “that seems nice” like they’re 100%  unaware that I WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. [okay, i’m done]