Ham;

ham

[stella-draws-things]

[hibi-flower]

sources: unknown // unknown // maplepecanpastry on tumblr // ashmanathletics on tiktok // i saw the tv glow (2024) // pray for me by kendrick lamar // unknown // what are you waiting for? by derald cannon jr. // unknown // unknown // drunk drivers/killer whales by car seat headrest // polekingrasputin on instagram

on waiting / on saving yourself

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[kitties-of-flickr]

Wilma

1990

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[santapau]

“Abyssal”, new Secret Knots comic.

[severeprincesheep]

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's every novel. That happens to me any time I manage to get more than four hours' sleep at once.

[karmajamie]

I love how this implies that we can ‘fix’ authors with an exorcism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah that sounds instinctually true to me. If we could remove the curse then my soul could rest.

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[pmamtraveller]

By Grace Liu

[squid----s]

It’s okay

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[uglygirlstatus]

I wish at the part in Death Note where L and Light have their tennis match and the teacher wants them to join the tennis team that he successfully convinced them and the whole story just abruptly pivoted to a sports manga

[brok-n-image]

the kira killings stop the moment light joins the tennis club and it becomes obvious to everyone that light was kira but L doesnt want to lose their top player right before they go to nationals so it abruptly pivots back into trying to fool the police again

[choco-cheese]

been playing a lot of sudoku lately…

[chuuphic]

[loveridden1999]

i think it'd do us a lot good as society if we started saying shit as it is. every day the internet invents a new vague category or theory that can be simply watered down to "i just really love/hate this particular thing/person". just state your opinion & go. not everything needs to layered w irony or pseudo-science.

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story