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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

[homedesigning]

Unveiling the Outdoor Paradise of a Hillside Haven

[bartmobile]

movie pirating sites are like horses

[bartmobile]

each one unique. some wild, some tame. when they open new tabs you have to pet them and say sshhh easy there. you have to feed them treats from your hand

[lizardsexposed]

[catchymemes]

[versacemom]

I think I’m going to be a slut for Halloween

[versacemom]

[vile-things]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

The vibe station…..

[kmspice]

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

[sharkpilot]

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

[babyboomerbullshit]

admin: this one is good actually

[yorhaw]

[surgeratesfucko]

[lesbianpervinca]

You forgot gays

[eltonjohndenver]

[somenerdthing]

[delta-leader-lukas-propagan-blog]

Yeet

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[queernuck]

[waterbottle-vibes]

> quotes property law

> uses wrong you’re

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and?

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that Britney Spears songs are used to scare off pirates in Somalia

“These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect,” Owens said. The music is blasted at extremely high volumes, with the speakers aimed directly at the pirates so the ship’s crew doesn’t have to deal with the ear-splitting tunes, according to the Mirror.

[shart-factory]

imagine chilling in your boat with your fellow Somali pirates and all of a sudden the 2003 pop hit “Toxic” starts blasting and your eardrums are shredded by the violin and all you can understand is pain

[itscolossal]

Watch How Steel Ribbons Are Shaped into Cookie Cutters

[spitblaze]

[profeminist]

“No more diets, only riots”

- grittyphilly

[bills-skarsgards]

You can’t speak. You can’t move. But this opens you up to the influence. And it breaks down your defenses. Trust me. All right? You’re gonna love it. 

MIDSOMMAR

(2019) dir. Ari Aster

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